Instructions For Gift Bag
Posted by:
Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: January 6, 2013 06:02AM
To those of you who received Instant Date Kits, there were supposed to be instructions, but my printer apparently is being mentored by Amber's, and decided to run out of ink just as I went to print them.
Instant Date Kit
Thank you for selecting the Acme Instant Date Night Date Kit.
Please check contents. They should include :
Popcorn x2
Movie Theater Candies
Peanut Butter Cups x2
Dvd
Plan B Entertainment approach (varies by kit)
Instructions :
1) Place DVD in appropriate audio-visual entertainment system (not included)
2) Pop Corn in Microwave (Not included, it is unknown if a microwave barrier will serve this function)
3) Enjoy Popcorn, candy, and Movie. This is better accomplished with liquid refreshment of choice (not incuded)
4) Should DVD-Movie be less than enjoyable, feel free to stop at some point and switch to Plan B entertainment.
5) Should that too fail to amuse, there are additional options (DVD frisbee, mocking Acme Instant Date, Inc, Plotting attacks on megalomaniacs, etc)
Thank you for enjoying this Acme Product
Acme Instant Date Inc, assumes no liability for anything that occurs as the result of using, or attempting to use this kit. Use at your own risk. Drink responsibly. Don't shoot people with toy guns unless they like that sort of thing