Billy, apparently finding humor in the Tampered: "Knock, knock. Who's there? 'Target acquired.' Target acquired who? BLAM BLAM BLAM!"
Maben, making a smooth exit: "I need to use the little psychologist's room."
Grandma, using a borrowed phrase in a fairly serious discussion: "Bean space"
Concerned for their safety, someone (Matthes maybe) radios D-Trip's company as they're walking across the field to the Commissary in the dark, suits aglow.
"Does anyone need medical attention?"
"Only for fashion sense."
Ali: "We're clearly going mad, we're catching the Nolan."
Wayland's eyes widen in horror: "That's more terrifying than the giant bug thing!"
Billy, casually in a Marshals' meeting: "Plenty of people brag about the quality of their boars."
Konrad, assisting Ali in finding art in plain sight: "Idiots in Field, a Tableau." (This is just one of about a dozen instances where the formula: X in [location], a Tableau was used to hilarious effect between us.)
Also, while I quite enjoyed my own MedTech flowchart, the one that really had me biting the inside of my cheeks to keep from laughing OOC was the one that Kim Beder's MedTech put up following my shift.
I think this happened, courtesy of Fawkes, after Master Li spent a few minutes observing a sparring practice.
"Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Anonymous Pulsifer?"
"Yes, Master. First, anger is a weapon only to one's opponent."
"Very good."
"And second, get in the first shot. Boot to the head."
"...you missed."
more of a moment with doc S " It's to bright in here i need cutens the walls don't even reach the cealing. I need darkness. There is way to many voices i meen people in here."
me: Maybe you should see about moving to where the sceience center is?"
Doc S "great idea all alone you must get a pettion started right away... I hate alive people...