Put that rad stuff here!

me to Bryan, after trying to find him a better spot to live
me-"Hey Bryan you can sleep in my bed."
Bryan- "Oh congratulations I hope you and Mika have fun"
-flustered- me-"No I'm going away for explorer core and won't be back for a while..."

Someone unsuccessfully attempts to sit down. First there is laughing then Axton tries to explain it away "It must have been a moose." "A laser moose." "An invisible laser moose"

There was more to it and it grew throughout the weekend, but I was blushing too hard to really remember all the details.

"I looked around and realized that the only people left in charge were deputy wild card and deputy pacifist, dammit!"

- Rex's complaints to the rest of the Marshal service the morning after the Radbones fiasco.

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Basil Williams

Doctor
Hopeless Idealist
Marshal Service Forensics Expert/Senior Deputy Marshal
Exploracorps Field Member
Eternal Optimist

Guys, looks, I made a glory hole!

Kris: *While walking and drinking Perky Pop in an amazing green swirly crazy straw* " What the @#$%&. My life cant get any worse from here. It is quickly going in a downward spiral " *angst angst*
Mike: *In super chipper perky tone* " Really? Looks like an upward squiggle to me..."
Kris: "......really Mika..?"

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

I exit my cabin only to see four networkers and immediately get shoot up and just as they reach 3 on execute...
I say "You guys know game has been over for about ten minuets right?"

I thought that I just got changed into an FI shirt would have been a dead give away.

Further proof kids say the craziest things:

Angie: Mom! I learned how to circumcise a whale
Hannah: Excuse me?
Angie: Yeah! I'm going to be a skin diver. We have two, but we need four skin divers.
Hannah: I need to talk to your father...

Cindy: I'm bored
Hannah: I'm off duty
Cindy: I'm still bored
Hannah: Find something to do
Cindy: I'm bored
Hannah: You're four years younger then me. I'm off duty. Find something to do.

Angie: I traded some amps for other amps, and this bell. There was a really cute monkey doll but I didn't have enough credits.
Hannah: What amps did you trade for?
Angie (shows me the amps): But I didn't have enough for the monkey *sigh*
Hannah: Do you need a few more credits?
Angie: No *sigh*
Hannah: Are you sure?
Angie: No *sigh*
Hannah (hands her the credits): Go get the monkey
Angie: they're closed *sigh
...
Angie: You owe me five credits.
Hannah: Didn't I give you five credits for the monkey
Angie: Yes, but I used them to be on three man. To help you.

LuAnne (while choosing nail polish): Glitter is hardcore
LuAnne (while talking about eye shadow): I couldn't decide what color I liked the best, so I used all of them. It's hard core.

Angie (talking about LuAnne): She understands me
Hannah: Oh?
Angie: She has a little brother that copies her and follows her around
Hannah: Little brothers do that
Angie: My sister is older *sigh*. She's not hardcore

Cindy: Uncle Stark was being mean
Hannah: What did he do?
Cindy: I told him I was bored, and he told me to go on a date
Hannah: How is that mean?
Cindy: I can't go on a date. The boy I like is already on one!

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Dr Black on the subject of Mika:

After conspicuously backing out of Mika's way and getting some odd looks, "What? it could be communicable!"

Felicity Ann brainstorming on building a deterrent device with Dr Black,
F: When tampered with it will set off a loud high pitched sound that will trigger a fear-flight response in the hind brain.
B: Like Mika?

The Dr. Black hate for Mika is hysterical.


Down by the CDF pavilion at night:

Maintenance worker George: I'm doing a study on 'dicts.
Mika + Ali + 100% : ......say again?
George: Dicts. Doing a study on Dicts.
Mika: HEY this guy needs some dicts to study!
George: What? NO!
Darius: Hey I can help you with that...and its a fine specimen to study...

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Sian. All day Sunday. Oh lord.

"I can't be a robot. They don't build them like this!" *gestures to his crotch*

"Oh, aye. If they want proof of fleshy bits, I can show 'em that!"

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Evelyn "Evie" Bowery
Biochemist, amateur lounge performer
Suddenly Cane Free

Friday Night. Mika and Vol are sitting together, while Slade walks up and pulls up a chair, looking to Vol.

Slade: "So, I understand you are now dating my little sister.."
Vol: *sits up and flusters* "Uh, yes sir."
Slade: " You understand that if you hurt her, i will cut off -any- part of you that touches her....-any- part..."
Vol: *gulps* "Yes sir"
Slade: "Good we have a understanding!"

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Sunday fight, Laurence gets Berserk'd, charges, goes down. Sunshine comes to his aid.

L: Clarify, Berserk lasts 5 minutes, right?
S: Yes...
L: And it doesn't stop when you drop, right?
S: I think... hey Gabe?

[A few more moments of clarifying questions]

S: I have the feeling something terrible is about to happen to me, but I can't imagine what. First aid complete.
L: AAAAAUGH

[Stabbing, application of curative effects]

L: I am so, so sorry.

Blair and Borthwick were heading out of the Commissary for their date (Borthwick's outfit deserves a shout out, even if it is not a quote).

Frank Marlin walks up, smiles at Borthwick, leans over to Blair and quietly whispers, "If you break his heart, I'll break your neck."

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Magnus Rymaus Blair Allen

While Three-Man is still going on, Mika is presented a heart balloon, little stuffed animal, and bubbles from the traveling merchants emporium.

Mika: "Wow! Some people really love my enthusiasm and rewarded me for it!"
(I think it was Sian) : "No...I really think they were just lookin to offload some merchandise...."
Mika: *glaring and in fussy angry voice* "don't you ruin this for me ......"

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Josh walks into the commissary as a diplomatic envoy with a head military leader being towed by Dr Glass looking stiff as a board.

The find a group of people blowing up balloon animals and hats at a poker table for a birthday party with birthday cookies.
Josh: Well that is definitely the last thing I expected to see when I walked in here.

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To give some context, Dr. Black has bought some balloons from the people at the tent, and wanted to make the number 18 out of them. After watching him struggle to make the 8, Stark quickly blows up the balloon and makes a one, complaining that the balloon is too short to make a proper 1 to go with the eight.

Completely joking, Hannah hands him a pink balloon and asks Stark to make her a puppy.

Apparently Stark was a balloon animal artist on a previous colony

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax



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Oska talks to Snowman about potentially trying popcorn, and he has to explain to her what it is.

Snowman: It's... you heat up corn until it explodes, and then put salt and butter on it.
Oska: *panicked* Wait, two things: You're putting butter and salt on corn? That's disgusting!.
Snowman: It's not that bad. And it's fun to watch it pop.
Oska: So you heat up corn grenades?
S: They're kernels.
O: If it explodes, it's a grenade. But as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, I'll try one. Only one though! One kernel grenadey thing for Oska!

Doc Black commenting on Ricky's dress..... all of the comments, and the facial expressions.... I thought his head would explode......

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Orehitna Cresrore
CEO /Operator Catalyst Card Room (Now on Touchstone)
Three Man Statistician / Coffer minder / Administrator

Brad's huckster in the tent.... talking 200 mph, and changing topics at the drop of a hat...

"That'd be great in a pool."
Ori : Do you see a pool around here?
huckster : You want a pool? We got an amp for that

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Orehitna Cresrore
CEO /Operator Catalyst Card Room (Now on Touchstone)
Three Man Statistician / Coffer minder / Administrator

Sitting with Mika, Vol, and a few others. Mika is rapidly talking about how she could make all different versions of herself: purple Mika, red Mika, blue Mika...

Grace (to Vol): So, she comes in colors?
Vol looks innocent til Mika turns her head away, then mouths "YES!" and nods.

Bryan is scurrying around in circles, flustered as all get out because he's just realized that he might be in grave danger. I'm only hearing half of what he's muttering in his panicked state but it seemed to be geared towards finding a good place to hide. I go to try to snap him out of it and he whirls around, looking desperately concerned, and the following takes place:

Bryan: "Can I come to your bed?"
Ali: "...uhhh...what?!"
Bryan: "Your Rez Bed! Your Rez Bed! In case the Rad Bones kill me!"
Ali: "Oh. Phew. Ok, let's go find you some paperwork..."

Stupid o'clock Sunday morning. A crowd has gathered to interrogate the mouthy Network hostage at the pavilion.

Timmy: "I'm not a robot. None of us are. See this armor? I made this. I'm 100% natural under here."
Various: "He's 100% Natural." *pointing to a bemused Natty Cent*

The Network has nothing on this colony's ability to not take a situation seriously in unison.

After meeting Loco, Frank Marlin asked, "Do you have some kind of disorder related to the volume of your voice?"

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Brian Paul!
-Prop Boss, Plot Team, Rules Comm, Other Stuff

In the dark behind a cabin, two shadowy figures run into each other.

Me: "Hey, are you Rad?"
Shadowy Figure: "...no."
Me: "Maim!"
Shadowy Figure: "OW! What was that for!?" (at this point I recognize a fellow NPC's voice)
Me: "You said you weren't Rad!"
Shadowy Figure: "I thought *you* weren't Rad!"

The million dollar question of the event: What's worse? Moist or used?

Everything about the Intellevator.

During the hostage negotiation simulation, Basil was our decoy hostage. When revealing his "true" identity and shooting the opposing team: IT WAS A RUSE!!

"Marshal Service! Everybody down!"
"They ignored you."
"Yeah, that's usually what happens."

"Then you spit the Pucker Sucker out into your drink. That makes it yours so nobody will take it from you. It's like you licked all the water in it."

Loved nearly causing several snarfs with that line, right as they were drinking to clear the sour.

Also, I forget who said it, but I laughed:

"So, what you're telling me is that this is Backwash the Drink?"

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-Josh Marcus
Head of Plot, FI 3

Aurora and I walk up on Frank and Loco discussing whether or not Frank is a Black Hat.

Mak to Loco: Are you a black hat?

Loco: I don't know. I still got my hat. They say new colony, new life, but if you put a horse on a new colony does it stop being a horse? I still got my hat.

Loco shrugs and walks away leaving Frank and I silently pondering. After a few seconds Aurora leans in.

Aurora: What's a horse?

Dance Party in the Intellivator

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Doctor Christopher Marcetti Valentine - "Snowman/Seven"
Retired CDF Fostrum
Assistant Chief Surgeon - M.E.

"Nothing will drive a man harder then Revenge. And there is no force on this world or mother that will stop them" ~ Unknown

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I dont have it, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you and I will kill you." ~ Some famous actor some where.

Taking Mika's advice, and sneaking the cookie dough out of Placeholder with her....we run to the Science Center, and hide under a table eating raw cookie dough. We get up to leave, open the door, and find out there are wolves out side.

Mika says: Wolves can't open doors right?!

We run back in, and hide under the autoforge, and eat more cookie dough until the coast is clear.

I go back to Placeholder with a stomach ache...

A: Mommy, I have a tummy ache
H: Cause and Affect?
A: Raw Cookie Dough = Stomach Ache

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Samantha Invictus
CDF Recruit

Paraphrasing a bit here:

Dr Black: Hannah! Look at her dress!
Hannah: Ricky, hands at your sides.
Ricky: Why?
Hannah: Just do it. (to Dr. Black) The hemline is past her fingers, its fine.
Dr. Black: (enraged) Not the length! How can you miss it!
Hannah: Ricky, wiggle your chest side to side. (to Dr. Black) Nothing is going to pop out. It's fine. It's just a little cleavage. It's age appropriate.
Dr. Black: You are a horrible parent.

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

During the hostage training exercise:
"Y'all get point off fer not shoutin out witty one liners."

A certain colonist (I won't name names in case they don't want folks to know) is attempting to infiltrate the Rad Party Saturday night. Their disguise?

A douchey knit stoner hat.

Yeah, it worked.

I have only two words for all of three-man:

Nipple bandages.

"Ain't nothin in the rules says a Rad Bone can't play 3Man"

Axton, on seeing the Fresh Air Caravan setting up:

"YOUR JIB!!!! I like the cut of it!"