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Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Whitney M (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 10:18AM

I realized that I spend an awful lot of time with you folks, but know very little about you as players. So here's a variant of Chris's post, where we can talk about what we do instead of what we don't.

Levi never studied Classical History, she can't read Ancient Greek, and she didn't move across the country to study Special Education policy and practice. In fact, I'm pretty sure Levi never went to school.
Although she has a knack for office supplies, Levi will never have to spend her days toiling in yhr Excel mines.
Levi doesn't want to teach small children.
Levi neither runs nor participates in tabletop games.
Levi probably wouldn't read all of Jane Austen's novels in two months.
Levi does not know most of the words to 10 Things I Hate About You and she's never seen the Vampire Diaries.
Levi didn't know Nolan well and she sure isn't dating his corpse.

So, even though it is a toss up as to which of us is more of an over-excitable spaz, Levi is not Whitney.

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 10:36AM

I like this smiling smiley

Hannah is not Wendy.
Hannah has never played midfield in a state soccer tournament, and she certainly never kickboxed.
Hannah has never sprained both her ankles during Varisty try outs and wrapped them up with duct tape and metal to compete (and we wonder why I have ankle issues!)
Hannah was never forced into figure skating or girl scouts by her mother in an attempt to make her more feminine
Hannah never competed in Junior Classical League events in high school or learned to read/write Latin
Hannah would never date a man who wrote, in pen, on his pants. She'd insist he at least embroider the equations.


Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 10:37AM

Oooh, I like this version!

Doc Sophie never lived on sailboat as a child.
Neely was never a preschool teacher.
The Spider doesn't currently (or ever, really) work as Accounts Payable.
Molly isn't an ordained, legally recognized Reverend.
Grace never worked in every single aspect of theatre, from onstage to the box office and EVERY tech position in between and behind those two things.
Before her not-so-tragic death, Kay never did event planning.
Before her far-more-tragic death, Alis never dated/lived with Blazer, or Jeb, or Washington, or the entire Hive.

However, every character I play shares Amber's personal belief that being passionate about SOMETHING-ANYTHING is one of the most important things in life.



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Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Amanda S (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 10:45AM

Let's give this a shot;

Mic is neither an artist nor a writer.
Mic probably wouldn't be too happy spending her entire day reading book after book.
Mic doesn't own cats, and has never had to fend said cat away from various foods (pizza, sandwiches, etc) before they get carried off.
Mic is not 25, nor is she engaged, nor is she happily polyamorous. In fact, she's never had a relationship.
Mic doesn't get stupidly-excited over new pieces of costuming and garb.
Mic doesn't have 3 younger sisters, nor is she the oldest sibling.
Mic doesn't knit, make jewelry, or have any interest in learning how to spin.
Nor does she have this weird fear of looking up into the night sky.
Mic has no interest in getting better self-esteem so she can sing publicly and not go weak-kneed.
Mic also has no ability to change accents mid-word.

However, Michelle is part of my middle name.
And anyone who's seen me before game-on knows how derptastic I can be.
(I'M SO BORING)



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Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Matthew D (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 10:59AM

Maxter is not Matt

Maxter has never gone to school for and then become an undercover police officer early in his life.
Maxter would never fallen in love with beautiful a woman and had a kid (who is also beautiful).
Maxter does not have an older sister.
Maxter has never spent a huge amount of money on tons of comics.
Maxter would never sit in an office making reports of how many guns his company has sold and shipped that week. Maxter only shoots them.



William Slade

Vanguard
CDF Sulara Retired

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Brandon W (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 12:07PM

Fawkes is not Brandon

Fawkes never spent three years educating schoolchildren about medieval weapons and armor
Fawkes likewise did not follow those years up with three years teaching kids about computers
Fawkes has never been sailing, and does not love the ocean
Fawkes has no interest in the craftsmanship of fine handguns
Fawkes only sings when he is coerced into it
Fawkes is not a voracious reader of fiction

Fawkes and Brandon are both politically minded, and both enjoy a good campfire with friends. It's just a matter of scale.

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Brandon B (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 01:07PM

Frost is not Brandon

Frost never traveled around the world twice.
Frost never grew up on the Rocky Coast of Maine
Frost doesn't love anything done in, on, or under the water
Frost never got behind the wheel of a multi-mission dollar submarine
Frost hasn't jumped out of over 1000 perfectly good airplanes
Frost can't fly a single engine plane
Frost doesn't plan weekend trips to spend under the water with close friends
Frost has never heard of the Law of Attraction, let alone uses it.

Frost and Brandon both love the smell of a burning fire and the company of close friends and family.

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Yelena T (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 01:17PM

Tory is not Yelena.

Tory is not bilingual, and has never been tempted to teach the Vory how to curse in Russian.
Tory does not have a degree in astronomy, and cannot talk your ear off about telescopes.
Tory is not a bookworm, and has not spent years helping to run a science fiction library. (Seriously, if you're ever near MIT, stop by MITSFS sometime.)
Tory does not play either violin or guitar, and does not consider playing music to be a form of therapy.
Tory does not teach karate, and does not wish she had the time to learn like three other martial arts.

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Melanie N (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 01:21PM

Jodie is not Melanie.
Jodie does not have an MBA.
Jodie does not have a wonderful husband, and two crazy dogs.
Jodie does not like reading.
Jodie does not love Gilbert Blyth or Mr. Darcy.
Jodie does not have 2 older siblings that are more successful than her.
Jodie was never in a sorority.
Jodie does not love to sing 'Son of a Preacher' and 'Have you ever seen the Rain' off key at the top of her lungs.
Jodie does not play FFXI, WOW, Diablo, Castle of the Winds, MtG or any number of other games.
Jodie does not like to go to Pax East.
Jodie never played on a soccer team called the 'Null Terminators'.
Jodie does not get to test developers code, and pick on them when she finds bugs.

Jodie and Melanie do like the woods, camp fires, and summer nights of dancing!

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 01:32PM

Hahaha Jodi might never have done some of things, but Wendy totally has! We should also add:

Jodi has never got herself caught in a piece of furtniture, but Hannah has
Hannah and Jodi never went to college with Math Pants and Todd
Hannah and Jodi have never supported Todd during a panty raid
Hannah and Jodi have never sang off key to said songs on tables with hairbrush microphones
Hannah and Jodi never booby trapped their dorm room with dirty laundry
Jodi never took Calc 2 and told her professor she didn't need to go to the Math Center because Hannah and Math Pants werre always in her dorm room


Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Melanie N (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 01:45PM

Ok, here is some more for Hannah, Jodie, Math Pants and Liam

Jodie and Hannah never became friends in the first place because Math Pants liked Hannah, and Jodie wasn't supposed to tell...
Hannah never told Jodie to drive up to Math Pants and beep a car horn at him...making Math Pants mad at Jodie, not Hannah...
Hannah and Jodie have never slept on the floor with Liam.
Jodie, Hannah, and Math Pants, have never played dominos.

It is true that Jodie has not been stuck in furniture...but there is a pic on facebook to prove the Melanie has...

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Sabrina A (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 06:07PM

Shela is Not Sabrina

Shlea doesnt like anime/manga
Shlea never went to college
Shlea doesnt have a southern family
Shlea did noe hail from a military family
Shlea is not dating Liam
Shlea will never marry Liam
Shlea will never have Liam's children
Shlea IS NOT 12/14/16/18/20.... years old....

Shlea, Hannah and Liam did not live together in the real world. That was Shlea Sophia and Jacobi....

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Matt A (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 08:27PM

Todd is not Madams

Todd does not have any formal education

Other then that...Todd is totaly Madams


Leader of Vanguard Squad, Archipelago Liberation Forces

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Eli S (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 10:57PM

Claiomh is not Eli

Claiomh has many fewer college degrees than Eli.
Claiomh scrupulously avoids science conferences and seminars.
Claiomh has never published a paper.
Claiomh is not an amateur bartender
Claiomh doesn't design games in his spare time.
Claiomh has never performed brain surgery (even on an animal) (headshots don't count).
No one has yet been stupid enough to give Claiomh security clearance.

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 27, 2013 09:03AM

It would be WRONG for me not to play, wouldn't it.

Ori isn't Chris
Ori's name wasn't chosen by rational parents
Ori didn't practice drums for years before playing anything hard, and didn't need to spend an hour a day for 5 days trying to come up with and perform a 5 minute drum solo
Ori doesn't work overnights.
Ori doesn't know the many meanings of the phrase "I love you" (yet, anyway)
Ori doesn't own 4 figures worth of books
Ori thinks Monogamy is a kind of wood, not an approach to dating
Ori doesn't think "Games" and "Fun" actually go together
Ori can't remember ANY woman he's ever dated seriously, never mind EVERY
Ori thinks the golden rule has something to do with mining, not morality
Actually, Ori has only the smallest understanding of morality, period
Ori doesn't have dogs, let alone let them cuddle in bed with him
Ori lacks Chris' zesty sense of humor (Some may find that a good thing)

And... Ori doesn't think that the people reading this are, well, extremely great individuals.... he's a cynic sometimes, Ori is




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Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Chelsea S (IP Logged)
Date: May 2, 2013 12:49AM

Gera has never had to take care of her mother growing up.
Gera has never gone scuba diving all over New England.
Gera Also has never gone to the beach constantly in the summer.
Gera has never studied at a private college for environment science and recreation.
Gera has never worked with animals of all kinds, from freshwater and salt water fish, to small rodents, birds, and reptiles. Then larger animals like bears, zebras, and deer.
Gera has never trained a dog, nor been a vet assistant.
Gera has never had her own dog training business.
Gera has never helped with her family antique business since she was 13.

Alot more, but good for now.


Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: May 2, 2013 09:45AM

Ali is not Erin.

Ali has never spent her birthday protesting.
Ali doesn't know what a kayak is, let alone how to win a medal in one.
Ali has never managed an award-winning band.
Ali doesn't wrangle the elderly for a living...most days.
Ali doesn't understand the concept of a "9-5 workday."
Ali isn't particularly adept at geography.
Ali just plain doesn't get romantic relationships.
Ali doesn't have formal higher education.

However, both Ali and Erin have uprooted their lives in the hopes of thriving elsewhere.

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Hillary F (IP Logged)
Date: May 2, 2013 10:48AM

Alec is not Hillary.

Alec is not a girl.
Alec can barely operated a computer, let alone program video games professionally with a degree and stuff.
Alec has never kissed a girl, let alone had a girlfriend. (Let alone a few...)
Alec doesn't know what its like to be an only child for most of your life.
Alec doesn't have a little brother.
Alec didn't play 4 years of varsity field hockey
Alec certainly isn't a math tutor for little kids and definitely doesn't teach science workshops at the library.

The awkward social derping and hilariously bad decision making on the fly? Oh that's both, I assure you. I'm gonna go back to hiding in my corner now.

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Alex S (IP Logged)
Date: May 2, 2013 11:09PM

These things really are entertaining, and interesting.

Charles is not Alex

Charles did not spend 4 years building robots for friendly competition. (he built them for less friendly reasons.)
Charles did not drop out of college
Charles is not in a death metal band
Charles is not a history buff
Charles has never been in a committed relationship
Charles does not see music as life
Charles would likely not be interested in role playing games
Charles has not mentored kids on robotics or writing music/being in a band
Charles does not have a love of sports cars and driving
Charles is not a guitar aficionado (though he can still whip out a jazz solo should the need arise.)

Both have a love of science and jazz, as well as being quite driven when the need arises.

Re: Levi Is Not Whitney
Posted by: Michel S (IP Logged)
Date: May 2, 2013 11:46PM

Sure, why not

Glitch is not a pacifist
Glitch has never studied religion
Glitch is not a registered minister
Glitch is not a fan of Celtic Music
Glitch is not starting a video game company
Glitch is not playing moded out Skyrim when he should be programming
Glitch has not seen all three Matrix films 20+ times
Glitch has not had over thirty deferent jobs

Glitch does have turret syndrome, because it’s hard to roleplay not having it, so he's called Glitch.



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