Sunday morning, before breakfast we discovered that if I use my cordless neck and shoulder massager on my neck it makes my voice sound all robot y.
Then we come up with the ultimate plan to infiltrate the robots.
"Hello other robot people"
"That's not a robot! That's Blue standing on someone's shoulders wearing an oversized trench coat with wrenches for hands!
I came up with these later. This plan will totally work:
“Robot-wise, this all seems like appropriate robot!”
“Mmm…I like robot…uh…automatoning?”
Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor
My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.