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Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 09:25AM

I'll start it off with...

"GIVE US ALL YOUR STREET CRED!"

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Rhiannon C (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 09:27AM

SODA FOR THE BOY

(Found the source, by the way: www.clickhole.com)

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 10:03AM

While taking a biological sample from BP...loved the "I'm terrible at biology banter"

Hannah: I'm not very good at this, I'm mostly trained in healing boo-boos and my bio kit back on Korella consisted of a little bunny and a bandage.

BP: I'm only slightly better. I'm not really a surgeon, I mean I can do surgery, but I'm generally the guy that has to hand the real surgeon the scalpel.





Justice Hannah Hasturi
COO Hasturi Industries

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Michael L (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 10:04AM

Heard across the commissary:
"MOTHER WOULD BE ASHAMED IF I CAME WITH ANYTHING LESS!"

And then after exchanging a few words with Laurence:
"I MEAN, MORE!"


Basil Williams

Doctor
Hopeless Idealist
Marshal Service Forensics Expert/Deputy Marshal
Exploracorps Field Member
Eternal Optimist

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 10:10AM

Hugeologist: "YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MY PROFESSION!"
*Slade stomps across the commissary*
BP thinks well, I'm about to get murdered
Slade: "We're doing this."

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Brian P (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 10:13AM

Guard: What are you doing here?
Slade: I've got a Big Delivery for Big Money.


Brian Paul!
-Prop Boss, Plot Team, Rules Comm, Other Stuff

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 10:54AM

Big Money mod crew returns after literally 3 minutes. I'm at the Commissary door, eyebrow raised.

Ali: "That was fast."
Hugeologist: *stares Ali dead in the eye* "THEY'RE PROFESSIONALS!"

Any and all conversation regarding the "wiggle stick."


Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Sabrina W (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 11:08AM

Steph T Wrote:
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> I'll start it off with...
>
> "GIVE US ALL YOUR STREET CRED!"


Follow this up with escorting the Bonez to their bunks for the night, both Flapjack and Paullie pulling out the ammo and pieces tucked away that Rex didn't find on them.

Also:

Paullie: Hey Kris, the Slade guy said the showers are big enough for four people. You in?
Zipper: Hey yeah, she can get my feet! She's short enough!

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Nathan S (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 02:31PM

At night outside the Commissary
Basil: "What's that stuff on the ground?"
Other colonists: "That's snow..."
Sam: "What Basil, you don't believe in commerce, violence, or snow?!"


[Sam and bar-goers are joking about his mustache making him incognito]
Tala: Just turn your hat around and no one will recognize you.
[Sam turns his Ignition hat around backwards, hiding the flame logo and displaying the patch on the back that reads: ARCHER]

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 02:35PM

Sam: "So, got any bodyguarding tips?"
Rovelli: *biting into a pop tart* "Snacks."

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Brian R (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 03:16PM

Basil, in the most excited voice possible: "We need codenames!"

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Matt A (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 04:47PM

Late at night- I may be Paraphrasing

Dax: "So I had to crawl through the field after my group had been mauled by wolves and one handed bandage this person for 5 min without being discovered"

Someone: "5 Min?! what was this the dark ages!"


Todd "The Red Medic" Dax
CDF Medic - Retired "If I'm patching you up, its the best you're gona get"

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2017 09:09PM

Angie: Ugh mom don't carry me

Hannah: Fine, next time I'll leave you sleeping in the woods with the Network attacking all alone until I walk back to town and get your father so he can come and carry you back.

Angie: Yes. Do that.



Justice Hannah Hasturi
COO Hasturi Industries

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Jennifer C (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 04:11AM

Sunday morning, before breakfast we discovered that if I use my cordless neck and shoulder massager on my neck it makes my voice sound all robot y.

Then we come up with the ultimate plan to infiltrate the robots.

"Hello other robot people"

"That's not a robot! That's Blue standing on someone's shoulders wearing an oversized trench coat with wrenches for hands!

I came up with these later. This plan will totally work:
“Robot-wise, this all seems like appropriate robot!”
“Mmm…I like robot…uh…automatoning?”


i.imgur.com


Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 09:09AM

I didn't see this one, but heard about it a ton:

Dr. Black says something sciencey to Gov. Hasturi.

Hasturi immediately lifts his gun and proceeds to blow Dr. Black away.

Hawkins, from nearby, starts pumping his fists into air and chanting "FOUR MORE YEARS!"

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Thomas G (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 09:12AM

The full exchange that Michael overheard went something like:

Colonist: "Maybe you should bring more than swords to fight robots."

Chris G: "MOTHER WOULD BE ASHAMED IF I CAME WITH ANYTHING LESS!"

Me: "... more?"

Chris G: "... least?"

Me: "More."

Chris G: "I MEAN, MORE! ... Sometimes Bob gets over-excited."


Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Thomas G (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 09:13AM

Also:

Spaige-as-node: Bio, Death!

Me, pausing from running away: Clarify, did that hit?

Spaige: Yes. In the butt. Sorry.

(Tee hee, bio death in the butt)

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Thomas G (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 09:16AM

Also also, I heard this second hand, but my informants were able to perfectly imitate her physical mannerisms and vocalisms during their delivery:

Axton is ko'd fighitng nodes. Someone heals-1-instantly. He pops up and instantly shoots Spaige's node with the "stealth, death" in his gun.

Spaige: [Pauses. Contemplative look.] Yeah, I guess I'm surprised. [Dies]

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Matthew D (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 09:42AM

Slade to Laurence “So I hear you got a promotion to Judge, Jury and executioner now.

Laurence replies “ no, I didn’t get the paperwork in on time”

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Thomas G (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 09:43AM

"... because I stopped to make a speech."

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 01:22PM

"YOU CAN'T TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE, ASSASSINS!"

"So did it work? Are you resupplying Mothership, is that why you're here? How many resources did you bring? No, look at his bag, he brought like, max four resources."

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Thomas G (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 01:31PM

Stephanie reported that someone backstage described Laurence's high horse (wrt Radbones) as "so high it must have been on stack."

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Jacob B (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 01:34PM

"Hey wait a second, we're asking the questions here!" "Yeah, that's right, we're asking the questions!"

"Okay, what did you want to ask?"

"I said we ask the questions!"

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Andrew B (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 02:20PM

Mothership Friends: "OH man we can turn this horizontally? Why have we been doing it the other way the whole time, stupid screen."

Drake: "Yeah, speaking of screens, this monitor looks super old, what's up with that?"

Mothership Friend (Brad): "THAT'S IT I'M SPACING HIM!"

Drake, Felicity-Anne, Lance, Stark: "NO NO NO NO!"

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 04:33PM

I wish I had recorded that whole encounter! So good.

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Jennifer C (IP Logged)
Date: April 13, 2017 05:23PM

He's so morally upright that he's actually morally uptight.


Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 06:35AM

I'm pretty sure the entire venture to Mothership -was- recorded. Drake had a GoPro.

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Ben L (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 07:46AM

The batteries died after Drake spent a while monologing at it early in the mission (through the sound muffling case).


Governor Stark Hasturi
Husband & Father
Chief Engineer
CEO Hasturi Industries
Colonial Defense Force (Retired)

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 07:53AM

#DammitDrake

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Andrew B (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 08:56AM

I don't know when the batteries died. It's possible that there's some recoverable footage, but certainly not any or much at all of the conversation portion.

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 09:57AM

Did the batteries die, or is this an elaborate way to ensure what happened on mother stays on mother


Justice Hannah Hasturi
COO Hasturi Industries

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Rhiannon C (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 10:02AM

#MothershipConspiracy

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 11:38AM

Missing footage, eh? Sounds like #GoProGate to me.

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Andrew B (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 12:41PM

Blame Orion. He let me borrow the recording device with basically no battery left >_>

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Brian P (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 01:27PM

Guard: You forgot to leave the delivery!
Ryvers: Your pedestal is not Big enough for TWO Big Monies.
(Ryvers exists the Mod Building where the Prof is waiting)
Prof: Are you done already?
(Slade is still inside)
Slade: We'll be back when you've got a Bigger pedestal.
(Slade exists the Mod Building)
Prof: Are you done already?
Slade: We need to leave. Now.


Brian Paul!
-Prop Boss, Plot Team, Rules Comm, Other Stuff

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 01:29PM

Andrew B Wrote:
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> Blame Orion. He let me borrow the recording device
> with basically no battery left >_>


Just like a Cored would do.

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 14, 2017 03:10PM

I mean, Orion *was* Governor Robot...

Re: Quotes Of The Weekend, Spring 1!
Posted by: William B (IP Logged)
Date: April 15, 2017 01:33PM

Re: GoProGate : It was charging all night, it's just a crappy camera and not equipped for Townsend-grade monologues. I didn't have time to read you the warranty!

All throughout the weekend: Axton and Dax had evolving themes (based on Axton borrowing one of Dax's Hawaiian shirts) of "Big Kahuna" replacing Axton's title of "Father," a Freeborn Luau, and ...Unga bunga.

Spaige's Robot in the Sunday fight gets hit with a "Pain" effect, and doubles over with a scream. Then the Automaton straightens, and Spaige thoughtfully comments, "Well, not exactly," waves her hand over her face as though clearing off an expression (we can't see her face), and says, "Resuming seirousness." One of the more memorable Clarifies of the weekend.

Dr. Lyon being struck colorblind as a side effect of Dr. Black's research for 6 hours. "I'm sure you'll be fine in a few minutes." "You should be fine in an hour, tops." "Maybe try getting some rest?"



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