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Event Quotes!
Posted by: Jennifer C (IP Logged)
Date: May 31, 2015 07:04PM

"Wasps are @#$%&, but they're not as bad as magnets!"
-Loco Lou


Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Amanda S (IP Logged)
Date: May 31, 2015 07:20PM

Someone, I forget who off the top of my head, to Cindy: "Do you know where Hannah is?"
Cindy: "She's over there, but she's busy."
Other person: "Is Mr. Hasturi available?"
Cindy, completely deadpan: "No. He's married."


Evelyn "Evie" Bowery
Biochemist, amateur lounge performer
Suddenly Cane Free

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Dan F (IP Logged)
Date: May 31, 2015 10:47PM

Rex: Regular water's too slow, I need turbo water.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Rhiannon C (IP Logged)
Date: June 1, 2015 12:15AM

Haha, that was totally me as my very important businesswoman. Cindy actually made her speechless for a second, which was impressive.

Rex high as a kite: Come on fire, start faster. Ya gotta light up faster. *starts pelvic thrusting at the fire pit* Fire! Fire! Fire!

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Sabrina W (IP Logged)
Date: June 1, 2015 05:56AM

After a pair of Radbonez started to argue in the Commissary and start talking about fighting, someone suggests Axton should jump in.

Axton: "Who am I punchin'?"
Crate and Barrel simultaneously, pointing at one another: "Him/Her!"

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: June 1, 2015 09:06AM

Adrianna, while I'm filling out Justice paperwork for a her, and a new citizen, starts explaining about the oxytocin molecule (which was the molecule on hannahs dress) and its relation to breastfeeding, childbirth and female orgasms. And Hannah thought being interrupted during the poison trial to be asked where the spoons were was the most embarassing situation she would face all rec cycle...


Justice Hannah Sheppard
COO Hasturi Industries

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Stu A (IP Logged)
Date: June 1, 2015 09:41AM

Belated favorite from last cycle.

Dr. Black walks up to Jack Grintner.
Dr. Black: Hello, do you have a second?
Grintner: <Growel> <Glare>
Dr. Black: I am thinking you don't like me much.
Grintner: <Stare>
Dr. Black: Well,... that makes sense.
Grintner: <Long stare>
Dr. Balck: Well, genetically... <awkwardly walks off>


Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Brian P (IP Logged)
Date: June 1, 2015 09:48AM

"HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE DANGER OF MAGNETS!?"
"No... wait, Loco? What are you doing?"


Brian Paul!
-Prop Boss, Plot Team, Rules Comm, Other Stuff

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Andrew B (IP Logged)
Date: June 1, 2015 10:51AM

The entire sequence that led to the rebirth of "The Rabbit Hole" as a concept at the Blackjack table this cycle.

-Stark gets dealt a pair of threes with the dealer showing ten.
-After much chiding and egging on from other players, stark splits threes.
-The first three plays out to 21.
-Second three gets dealt another 3, which he is of course obligated to split, due to peer pressure.
-Second three plays out to 20.
-Third three is dealt a FOURTH three. He splits.
-Third three plays out to 21.
-Fourth three plays out to 20.
-Dealer flips an 8 at the end of the hand, securing an absurd 4 hand win that should have never happened in the first place. I'm pretty sure "The Rabbit Hole" is now legend among the blackjack playing people of Touchstone.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: June 1, 2015 10:55AM

Giving into peer pressure is not hardcore.


Justice Hannah Sheppard
COO Hasturi Industries

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Brandon W (IP Logged)
Date: June 1, 2015 12:21PM

Giving into peer pressure is only understandable when the table is Stark, Konrad, Monte and I forget who else. Riley? Liam?

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Hunter A (IP Logged)
Date: June 1, 2015 01:26PM

Guys, it's worse than we thought. He let #5 out of the box.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Jennifer C (IP Logged)
Date: June 1, 2015 09:25PM

Monte to Blue, after she worried that Bug Eye Joe might have nefarious intentions towards a certain pugilist.


"If he's some sort of fist murderer looking for Axton, good luck to him."


Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Dan F (IP Logged)
Date: June 2, 2015 12:48PM

The greatest clarify of all time:
Brad- Clarify, the effect lasts until after the marshal meeting or it stops being funny.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Erik F (IP Logged)
Date: June 2, 2015 02:24PM

Black to Monty: "So I'm just going to show you how this works--PSYCH COMPEL GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMNED PISTOL!"

Monty: "Okay, okay, jeez."

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Amanda S (IP Logged)
Date: June 2, 2015 02:47PM

After all-clear was called, Monte reading Snowman "Go the F*ck to Sleep" will be my favorite memory for a long while. I don't even CARE that it was OOG. It was amazing at stupid-o-clock.


Evelyn "Evie" Bowery
Biochemist, amateur lounge performer
Suddenly Cane Free

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: June 2, 2015 03:23PM

During literacy lessons:

Felicity Anne: "This is g. It makes a guh or a juh sound."
Songbird: "Like judge!"
FA: "...well, no."
FA: "This is k. It makes a kuh sound."
S: "Like cargo!"
FA: "...well, no."
FA: "This is I. It makes an ih or an I sound."
S: (pointing to my face) "Like eye!"
FA: "...well, no."
S:... "You realize this is a bullshit language with bullshit letters, right?"



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Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Brandon W (IP Logged)
Date: June 2, 2015 06:39PM

To be fair, it is.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Thomas G (IP Logged)
Date: June 2, 2015 07:05PM

This one is from the Radbonez that were visiting Placeholder while CW was having people tell short stories about themselves (JB was I think the actual one talking).

Laurence: I was in a gang when I was younger. We thought we were the coolest, toughest sons-of-@#$%& on two legs.

'bonez: Yeah!

Laurence: Of course, we were stupid adolescent thugs with an overblown sense of our own immortality.

'bonez: Oh.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Rhiannon C (IP Logged)
Date: June 3, 2015 09:42AM

Serena and Drake making "small talk" during a dinner business meeting.

Drake: So, where were you from before the Gallerias?
Serena: Nowhere, I was born and bred here.
Drake: Wait...really?
Serena: Mr . Townsend, I'm not that old! The Gallerias was here before me.
Drake: No, I just meant, I don't know what it's like to...be in one place. I guess it's hard to describe because for you it's just...life.
Serena: Oh, yes, this world is really all I know. What's it like not being that way? I've never been frozen or sent on Mother or anything.
Drake: Well, have you ever had any major procedures done?
Serena: *scoff* I told you; I'm not that old!!! All of this is natural. *gestures to self*
Drake: Ah! No, I meant, for health!

Serena Jones: Making young upstart businessmen uncomfortable since <AGE REDACTED>

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Ryan P (IP Logged)
Date: June 3, 2015 12:03PM

woke up from a nap after hearing the words Scarf and candle stick.... and I knew, I just knew what was going on, and I got off the couch and indeed found the stuff that had been stolen but.... this followed...

Rhiannon's 12/14 year old - "But how do you know they are yoouurrssss?"
Snowman - Face goes dead rock solid and he starts to stand straight getting a dead look in his eyes and the 12/14 year old goes silent and scared.
Cindy - "Snowman she's 12/14 years old"
Snowman - "Oh...."


Doctor Christopher Marcetti Valentine - "Snowman/Seven"
Retired CDF Fostrum
Assistant Chief Surgeon - M.E.

"Nothing will drive a man harder then Revenge. And there is no force on this world or mother that will stop them" ~ Unknown

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I dont have it, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you and I will kill you." ~ Some famous actor some where.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: June 21, 2015 10:12PM

About half hour into a conversation between the two:

Grace: Dr. Black- you do realize that *you* are the patient here, right?
Dr. Black: What? I- wait- what? No, you are! Aren't you...?



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