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Blue- Have you heard about 100% Natural's sister, 30% Silicone?

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Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

Time to up the standards of event quotes.

Marshal Borthwick's first Marshal Service meeting after returning to the colony.

My greatest regret is forgetting I had my voice recorder until the last minute of this.

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Basil Williams

Doctor
Hopeless Idealist
Marshal Service Forensics Expert/Senior Deputy Marshal
Exploracorps Field Member
Eternal Optimist

The detached nodes are sitting around with Gabe and Vol discussing how sex works in the Network.

Rivan: Man, the sex is going to suck now.
Gabe: Why do you say that?
Rivan: Well...
Gabe: Wait, you can hear the other person's thoughts. That's cheating! That's totally cheating!
[...]
Vol: I did not want to be here for this conversation.



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After being threatened by Axton for acidently shooting a hypodermic needle into Shaun's well.... I walk back into the commissary and he yells my name. I sigh and walk over, what happens next is the most backwards, concentual, rickshaw trial....

Axton - Now Shaun do you see the offending party?
Shaun - Yep
Axton - Can you point him out
Shaun points towards myself.
Axton - Snowman you are accused and found guilty of hurting the honor of Shaun here, there are just some things in this colony you just dont do...
Then I get shot in the leg by Axton.
Axton - The honor of Shaun is now restored and this gentleman's trial is now over!

I was to busy dying of laughter to even attempt a Bio, cure maim... so Dax comes over and fixes me.... with a cigar.... the lesson of this, dont shoot people with hypodermic needles in the.... well.... yeah... just dont.

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Doctor Christopher Marcetti Valentine - "Snowman/Seven"
Retired CDF Fostrum
Assistant Chief Surgeon - M.E.

"Nothing will drive a man harder then Revenge. And there is no force on this world or mother that will stop them" ~ Unknown

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I dont have it, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you and I will kill you." ~ Some famous actor some where.

After a long conversation of tentacle rats and tentacle monsters with a maintenance worker at supper.

Nicolette: I'm sorry you are trying to eat.
Worker: If I see a tentacle rat I am going to come back and throw it at you.
Nicolette: I deserve that.
Worker goes back to eating.
...
Nicolette: But forewarned is four armed.
Worker gives a death glare.
Worker: You did that on purpose.

Todd Dax " Hey Slade, can you teach me something?"
Slade "Sure"
Steph "Game Off!"
Todd Dax "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Joe Copper doing the dramatic reading of the slogans/poetry Dax and a couple of cast ended up writing in one of Evie's notepads. Eyebrow waggling and seductive voices and all.

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Evelyn "Evie" Bowery
Biochemist, amateur lounge performer
Suddenly Cane Free

Sunday Morning in Cabin #1

Blue- So, what happened last night?
Slade- So, the good news is the CDF now has room for expansion.
Blue- What?
Slade- Yeah, three people finaled last night.
Blue- WHO??????????
Slade- (Can't keep it together enough to think of names or keep a straight face)
Blue- &#^$*Q&#^&*@^

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Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

"Shut up, Basil." -- Various

That recording is hysterical. Greatest use of that tech. (We need a consent to be recorded law now!)

Regarding the notion that the tentacle beast could come up through the plumbing: "So what I'm hearing is that we need a laser grid defense system for the toilets." - Stark

Overheard upon the organization of the Marshal's rescue party: "I hate to say it but: Unruly mob! We're meeting in the pavilion!" - Deputy Blackdeed

Jumpsuit raises the alarm: "There's a rapist deer in the woods sucking on pipes!" *collective raised eyebrows from those nearby* "Don't blame me, it came over the radio!"

Adventures in AMP labeling: Hannah - "I have no idea what's in this AMP." Axton - "It could be a boat!"

Axton, Liam, and Daemeon emerge from the Gents': "Three pugilists walk into a bathroom. There are no survivors." - Axton

Also, so many bun puns with the O'Rourkes including much praise for Axton's buns and "The bungeon. It's like jail for carbs."

Erin, to add humor to Stark's comment, he now is now required to be on standby whenever Hannah has to pee, just in case a tentacle decides to emerge from the plumbing and she needs back up.

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

While reading the children's books aloud Saturday night, Liam interrupts with his own Touchstone Propaganda:

"Timmy has to pee. Timmy needs form I9. Timmy cannot find Gov to get the form. Timmy really has to pee."

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

I overhear a lot when I'm dying: here are some favorites:

As crunchies are coming around the side of the autoforge
Voice 1: LEFT!
Voice 2: What about it?
Voice 3: It's...leftish?

As I'm playing the "rapist deer" (really, Donny? REALLY!?)
Voice 1: We saved the boar!
Voice 2: ...I'm gonna kill it...

Saturday night, myself, 2 farmers, Dax, Dameon are creating the Axton Bun-Puns and are developing the movie series "The Bunslinger"
Me: Movies 1-5 will be directed by Speilberg. Number 6 will be directed by M. Night Shamaylan
Axton (turns around dramatically holding a cinnamon bun): because it has a "TWIST"!

"I had no idea slicking my hair down would make me look like this much of a jerk."

Also, shout out to the many brief musical interludes in the cast center. From pop songs to show tunes, I loved them all.

Steph the Paige came out as a maintenance worker (Marie?) for breakfast. Laurence asked if the workers had, needed, or wanted some kind of escort in the usual course of their duties. Marie assured them that a few maintenance workers with pipe wrenches were sufficient for protection.

Marie: "If you will indulge my hypothesizin', I figure the reason pipe wrenches work so well on the rats is, see, rats have a real simple pipe-type body plan."

*blank stares*

Laurence, catching on: "You know, a series of tubes carrying fluid."

Marie: "This is also why nobody likes getting hit in the tubing."

After game dinner shenanigans resulted in this exchange: "You want to give him an infusion against his will? / YES, with an infusion of a deep sea fish!"

I won't out the involved parties but three guesses as to who they were referring to.

Me: Hey, nice Terminal!
Drake: Do NOT call that Terminal!!!

I put a disk into the Not-A-Terminal
Dax: WHERE DID THE CATS GO!?

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Brian Paul!
-Prop Boss, Plot Team, Rules Comm, Other Stuff

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