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Event Quotes!
Posted by: Jennifer C (IP Logged)
Date: April 19, 2015 07:38PM

Let's get this started!

Blue- Have you heard about 100% Natural's sister, 30% Silicone?


Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Michael L (IP Logged)
Date: April 19, 2015 08:02PM

Time to up the standards of event quotes.

Marshal Borthwick's first Marshal Service meeting after returning to the colony.

My greatest regret is forgetting I had my voice recorder until the last minute of this.


Basil Williams

Doctor
Hopeless Idealist
Marshal Service Forensics Expert/Senior Deputy Marshal
Exploracorps Field Member
Eternal Optimist

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Benjamin L (IP Logged)
Date: April 19, 2015 08:36PM

The detached nodes are sitting around with Gabe and Vol discussing how sex works in the Network.

Rivan: Man, the sex is going to suck now.
Gabe: Why do you say that?
Rivan: Well...
Gabe: Wait, you can hear the other person's thoughts. That's cheating! That's totally cheating!
[...]
Vol: I did not want to be here for this conversation.



Edited 2 times. Last edit at 04/21/15 03:14PM

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Ryan P (IP Logged)
Date: April 19, 2015 08:38PM

After being threatened by Axton for acidently shooting a hypodermic needle into Shaun's well.... I walk back into the commissary and he yells my name. I sigh and walk over, what happens next is the most backwards, concentual, rickshaw trial....

Axton - Now Shaun do you see the offending party?
Shaun - Yep
Axton - Can you point him out
Shaun points towards myself.
Axton - Snowman you are accused and found guilty of hurting the honor of Shaun here, there are just some things in this colony you just dont do...
Then I get shot in the leg by Axton.
Axton - The honor of Shaun is now restored and this gentleman's trial is now over!

I was to busy dying of laughter to even attempt a Bio, cure maim... so Dax comes over and fixes me.... with a cigar.... the lesson of this, dont shoot people with hypodermic needles in the.... well.... yeah... just dont.


Doctor Christopher Marcetti Valentine - "Snowman/Seven"
Retired CDF Fostrum
Assistant Chief Surgeon - M.E.

"Nothing will drive a man harder then Revenge. And there is no force on this world or mother that will stop them" ~ Unknown

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I dont have it, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you and I will kill you." ~ Some famous actor some where.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Cassandra D (IP Logged)
Date: April 19, 2015 08:56PM

After a long conversation of tentacle rats and tentacle monsters with a maintenance worker at supper.

Nicolette: I'm sorry you are trying to eat.
Worker: If I see a tentacle rat I am going to come back and throw it at you.
Nicolette: I deserve that.
Worker goes back to eating.
...
Nicolette: But forewarned is four armed.
Worker gives a death glare.
Worker: You did that on purpose.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Matthew D (IP Logged)
Date: April 20, 2015 07:28AM

Todd Dax " Hey Slade, can you teach me something?"
Slade "Sure"
Steph "Game Off!"
Todd Dax "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Amanda S (IP Logged)
Date: April 20, 2015 07:36AM

Joe Copper doing the dramatic reading of the slogans/poetry Dax and a couple of cast ended up writing in one of Evie's notepads. Eyebrow waggling and seductive voices and all.


Evelyn "Evie" Bowery
Biochemist, amateur lounge performer
Suddenly Cane Free

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Jennifer C (IP Logged)
Date: April 20, 2015 09:57AM

Sunday Morning in Cabin #1

Blue- So, what happened last night?
Slade- So, the good news is the CDF now has room for expansion.
Blue- What?
Slade- Yeah, three people finaled last night.
Blue- WHO??????????
Slade- (Can't keep it together enough to think of names or keep a straight face)
Blue- &#^$*Q&#^&*@^


Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Thomas G (IP Logged)
Date: April 20, 2015 03:27PM

"Shut up, Basil." -- Various

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 20, 2015 04:31PM

That recording is hysterical. Greatest use of that tech. (We need a consent to be recorded law now!)

Regarding the notion that the tentacle beast could come up through the plumbing: "So what I'm hearing is that we need a laser grid defense system for the toilets." - Stark

Overheard upon the organization of the Marshal's rescue party: "I hate to say it but: Unruly mob! We're meeting in the pavilion!" - Deputy Blackdeed

Jumpsuit raises the alarm: "There's a rapist deer in the woods sucking on pipes!" *collective raised eyebrows from those nearby* "Don't blame me, it came over the radio!"

Adventures in AMP labeling: Hannah - "I have no idea what's in this AMP." Axton - "It could be a boat!"

Axton, Liam, and Daemeon emerge from the Gents': "Three pugilists walk into a bathroom. There are no survivors." - Axton

Also, so many bun puns with the O'Rourkes including much praise for Axton's buns and "The bungeon. It's like jail for carbs."

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 20, 2015 04:58PM

Erin, to add humor to Stark's comment, he now is now required to be on standby whenever Hannah has to pee, just in case a tentacle decides to emerge from the plumbing and she needs back up.


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 20, 2015 05:08PM

While reading the children's books aloud Saturday night, Liam interrupts with his own Touchstone Propaganda:

"Timmy has to pee. Timmy needs form I9. Timmy cannot find Gov to get the form. Timmy really has to pee."





Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Molly S (IP Logged)
Date: April 20, 2015 06:53PM

I overhear a lot when I'm dying: here are some favorites:

As crunchies are coming around the side of the autoforge
Voice 1: LEFT!
Voice 2: What about it?
Voice 3: It's...leftish?

As I'm playing the "rapist deer" (really, Donny? REALLY!?)
Voice 1: We saved the boar!
Voice 2: ...I'm gonna kill it...

Saturday night, myself, 2 farmers, Dax, Dameon are creating the Axton Bun-Puns and are developing the movie series "The Bunslinger"
Me: Movies 1-5 will be directed by Speilberg. Number 6 will be directed by M. Night Shamaylan
Axton (turns around dramatically holding a cinnamon bun): because it has a "TWIST"!

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Stephanie P (IP Logged)
Date: April 21, 2015 12:31PM

"I had no idea slicking my hair down would make me look like this much of a jerk."

Also, shout out to the many brief musical interludes in the cast center. From pop songs to show tunes, I loved them all.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Thomas G (IP Logged)
Date: April 21, 2015 03:09PM

Steph the Paige came out as a maintenance worker (Marie?) for breakfast. Laurence asked if the workers had, needed, or wanted some kind of escort in the usual course of their duties. Marie assured them that a few maintenance workers with pipe wrenches were sufficient for protection.

Marie: "If you will indulge my hypothesizin', I figure the reason pipe wrenches work so well on the rats is, see, rats have a real simple pipe-type body plan."

*blank stares*

Laurence, catching on: "You know, a series of tubes carrying fluid."

Marie: "This is also why nobody likes getting hit in the tubing."

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2015 09:03AM

After game dinner shenanigans resulted in this exchange: "You want to give him an infusion against his will? / YES, with an infusion of a deep sea fish!"

I won't out the involved parties but three guesses as to who they were referring to.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Brian P (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2015 09:08AM

Me: Hey, nice Terminal!
Drake: Do NOT call that Terminal!!!

I put a disk into the Not-A-Terminal
Dax: WHERE DID THE CATS GO!?


Brian Paul!
-Prop Boss, Plot Team, Rules Comm, Other Stuff

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Jack C (IP Logged)
Date: April 29, 2015 12:51PM

Spoon left!



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