Let's share quotes!

*Waves untwisted balloon in air*
"Get your commemorative tentacles here!"

I make small talk while getting some water. Snowman's alone, for the moment, watching the door.

Ali: "Having fun on guard duty?"
Snowman: "Eh, not really but I guess I should try to enjoy it; it's my least shift."
Ali: "So would you say that this is your last shift before retirement?"
Snowman: *eyes widen* "No! No, it's nothing like that at all!"

Tammi-Lynn knockoff AMPs, coming soon to a colony near you!

Axton upon seeing the Tentacle monster: "Is that a tentacle monster? Quick , everyone hide Mika!"
Mike: " oooooh f*ck....."

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Evie takes a cucumber with cream cheese and promptly drops it on the floor. She takes a second one, and drops the cream cheese on the floor. This look of defeat comes across her face until I mention I have two more cucumbers...lesson learned, never mention you have two cucumbers in front of the 16 year old granddaughter of the Ondreaj delegation...or that your husband is a cybernetist who can make devices that run off batteries...

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Just... Just batteries.

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Evelyn "Evie" Bowery
Biochemist, amateur lounge performer
Suddenly Cane Free

"Restore CP through Pickle" -Dr Black

Dr Black who has an unshakable belief that life is a tragedy of suffering and pain, leans in around the door corner, and sees a purple tentacle beast the size of a buick. Unfazed in the slightest and unsurprised "Yup, that was just a matter of time."

One of these days, dr black is going to go nuts. And no ones going to be quite ready to handle it.

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Walking around with the GDF ambassador, trying to make Touchstone and the CDF look good as Laurence walks into the micro barrier.

�And that is one of my commanding officers�

While in the back room, preparing to take down a statement from the person who tried to assassinate Johnny Fagan.

Mak: "Do you want to write this down?"
Frank: "Why do I have to do it?"
Mak: "Because... you have better handwriting than I do?"
Frank: "Aw @#$%&. Fine."

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Basil Williams

Doctor
Hopeless Idealist
Marshal Service Forensics Expert/Senior Deputy Marshal
Exploracorps Field Member
Eternal Optimist

Ondrej officer: "This is only the second time I've ever gotten drunk." (He's holding baiju)
Ali: "How did the first time go?"
Ondrej officer: *suddenly dejected* "It was awful! I missed my shift!"
Ali: "Ooh, that bad, huh? That's no fun. How long were you out?"
Ondrej officer: "A couple of days, apparently. It took almost three years for me to get my reputation back!" (He starts walking away, determined to get plastered)
Ali: "...Well, I hope this time goes better for you..."

Also, Marlin's face when I told him that we might have an inter-colonial incident over disputed pi�ata ownership rights. It wasn't surprise as much as *sigh* same insanity, different day.

Shhhh Steph! My secret marketing plans!!

As a Network node: "We have the ability to make you closer together and more efficient."
Vol: "Uh. Can I be excused?"
Laurence: "Yes. Yes you can."

Rat orgies.

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Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
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