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Event Quotes!
Posted by: Eileen K (IP Logged)
Date: January 11, 2015 02:43PM

Let's share quotes!

*Waves untwisted balloon in air*
"Get your commemorative tentacles here!"

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: January 11, 2015 03:44PM

I make small talk while getting some water. Snowman's alone, for the moment, watching the door.

Ali: "Having fun on guard duty?"
Snowman: "Eh, not really but I guess I should try to enjoy it; it's my least shift."
Ali: "So would you say that this is your last shift before retirement?"
Snowman: *eyes widen* "No! No, it's nothing like that at all!"

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: January 11, 2015 04:09PM

Tammi-Lynn knockoff AMPs, coming soon to a colony near you!

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Chelsea S (IP Logged)
Date: January 11, 2015 05:29PM

Axton upon seeing the Tentacle monster: "Is that a tentacle monster? Quick , everyone hide Mika!"
Mike: " oooooh f*ck....."


Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: January 11, 2015 05:36PM

Evie takes a cucumber with cream cheese and promptly drops it on the floor. She takes a second one, and drops the cream cheese on the floor. This look of defeat comes across her face until I mention I have two more cucumbers...lesson learned, never mention you have two cucumbers in front of the 16 year old granddaughter of the Ondreaj delegation...or that your husband is a cybernetist who can make devices that run off batteries...


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Amanda S (IP Logged)
Date: January 11, 2015 06:39PM

Just... Just batteries.


Evelyn "Evie" Bowery
Biochemist, amateur lounge performer
Suddenly Cane Free

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Stu A (IP Logged)
Date: January 11, 2015 11:59PM

"Restore CP through Pickle" -Dr Black

Dr Black who has an unshakable belief that life is a tragedy of suffering and pain, leans in around the door corner, and sees a purple tentacle beast the size of a buick. Unfazed in the slightest and unsurprised "Yup, that was just a matter of time."

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: January 12, 2015 09:05AM

One of these days, dr black is going to go nuts. And no ones going to be quite ready to handle it.


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Matthew D (IP Logged)
Date: January 12, 2015 10:25AM

Walking around with the GDF ambassador, trying to make Touchstone and the CDF look good as Laurence walks into the micro barrier.

And that is one of my commanding officers

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Michael L (IP Logged)
Date: January 12, 2015 10:42AM

While in the back room, preparing to take down a statement from the person who tried to assassinate Johnny Fagan.

Mak: "Do you want to write this down?"
Frank: "Why do I have to do it?"
Mak: "Because... you have better handwriting than I do?"
Frank: "Aw @#$%&. Fine."


Basil Williams

Doctor
Hopeless Idealist
Marshal Service Forensics Expert/Senior Deputy Marshal
Exploracorps Field Member
Eternal Optimist

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: January 12, 2015 10:56AM

Ondrej officer: "This is only the second time I've ever gotten drunk." (He's holding baiju)
Ali: "How did the first time go?"
Ondrej officer: *suddenly dejected* "It was awful! I missed my shift!"
Ali: "Ooh, that bad, huh? That's no fun. How long were you out?"
Ondrej officer: "A couple of days, apparently. It took almost three years for me to get my reputation back!" (He starts walking away, determined to get plastered)
Ali: "...Well, I hope this time goes better for you..."

Also, Marlin's face when I told him that we might have an inter-colonial incident over disputed piata ownership rights. It wasn't surprise as much as *sigh* same insanity, different day.

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Rob B (IP Logged)
Date: January 12, 2015 11:54AM

Shhhh Steph! My secret marketing plans!!

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Jack C (IP Logged)
Date: January 12, 2015 06:42PM

As a Network node: "We have the ability to make you closer together and more efficient."
Vol: "Uh. Can I be excused?"
Laurence: "Yes. Yes you can."

Re: Event Quotes!
Posted by: Jennifer C (IP Logged)
Date: January 15, 2015 07:28PM

Rat orgies.


Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com



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