Let's start this off:

Ori (talking about Fumbles): He needs to stop spreading rumors
Hannah: Why? What did he say! I love rumors!
Ori: He shouldn't be saying things that aren't true. How would you like people saying your sleeping with your husband?
Hannah: Ori, I don't think you understand how rumors work. You need to pick something that not obviously true.
Ori: Well, what if I made up details?
Hannah: That's not a rumor. That's just uncouth.
Tammy-Lynn: Uncouth? Are we gossiping?

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Angie: I haven't found four skin divers. I can't go circumsize the whale.
Hannah (to Felicity Anne): I need to fix this...
Felicity Anne: I think its for the best
Hannah (to Angie): Do you know what circumsizing a whale means?
Angie: No, that's why I want to go!
Hannah: Do you know what circumsizing means?
Angie: No
Hannah: It's something that's done only to boys.
Felicity Anne: Because, boys and girls have different parts.
Angie: I know that! What does that have to do with circumsizing?

I'll spare the details of explaining to my daughter the what, how and why of circumszing (OMG Melanie...you are the best and the worst)...but her response to our "girl talk" was priceless:

Angie: This proves it. Boys are icky, gross and disguisting

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

"I am in need of medical assistance, please report my death to the closest authority."
Between Lucky and Nicolette saying it to everyone that walked within a few feet, Mika saying it so sickly sweet and happy, Monty singing it, and various combinations of saying it in unison, in order, in round robin, to each other and to random people a good number of us had a hard time keeping a straight face.

No kidding. Doc's going to have nightmares about the conga line of corpses for a while.

I was trying so hard to mentally prepare for Hannah's reaction to the res bed. As I walked across the field, I had tears streaming down my face and was in the perfect mindset to have an emotional breakdown. And then I walked in to the conga line...you people all made it impossible to keep crying! Liam, Monty and Mika especially!

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

If the line ever gets that long again (it better not!), the dead need to sync up their chanting.

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-Hawkins
Vanguard
Colonial Council, Retired
CDF, Retired

"CONTACT! CONTACT IN THE FIELD! IDENTIFY YOURSELF! FREEZE, ON THE GROUND NOW!"

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"I guess I should, now that I'm acting Marshal."
"Where's your Marshal?"
"He's out of the colony at the moment."
"Ah, vacation?"
"No, he got taken away by local gang activity."

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Basil Williams

Doctor
Hopeless Idealist
Marshal Service Forensics Expert/Senior Deputy Marshal
Exploracorps Field Member
Eternal Optimist

Sitting at the bar after game off Sat. Me and Oska (Eileen), were still in character and here comes rex talking to Dax about the Shock Troopers.

Rex: You know, I was asleep with no shoes on, my guns over there, and they came in. I had nothin.
Dax: Oh?
Rex: Yeah, Totally John Mc'Clane that @#$%&."


Then earlier then that Ori and I in a discussion and Oska at the end.

Me: Ori... you'll have to forgive me for this, but I'm really upset.
Ori: Upse-
Me: PUNCH!
Oska: I was coming over to tell you, you didnt have to!

I wasnt there for this one, however Damion (Derek H.) was hittin on Oska and proceeded to call me Snowjob...... Laughs were taken after that one with the way things go after stupid o-clock.

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Doctor Christopher Marcetti Valentine - "Snowman/Seven"
Retired CDF Fostrum
Assistant Chief Surgeon - M.E.

"Nothing will drive a man harder then Revenge. And there is no force on this world or mother that will stop them" ~ Unknown

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I dont have it, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you and I will kill you." ~ Some famous actor some where.

Dr. Black:
I can never find ways to make money. I am trying to start a business but noone buys anything.

Rex and Monty (something along the line of):
We need full entertainment venues, and ways to charge for them.
There is someone you can talk to about brothels, that will make you lots of money quick.

Roman and Rixie in spontaneous unison:
Ohh great whats a brothel?

I've got 2:

At the Placeholder in the Commissary, Sat night:
FRANK: "I need to find a way to make some supplementary income."
CW: "You could always sell your body."
FRANK: "Yeah, great. I could turn tricks at the Autoforge. 'Hey there, you need to _make a deposit_?'"


Sunday morning, at Quarantine central:
SUNSHINE: "I miss you guys. "
LUCKY: "Hey, it's going to be alright. We're going to be fine. We're having fun here! PSYCH BESTOW JOY!"
SUNSHINE: "You're right! Hooray!"

I'm adding this, even if its from Facebook, because I laughed so hard I spit out my pepsi:

Jennifer Catania: What happens if you pick your nose when you have murder nailpolish on?

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

I have SO many more, but here are three to get started:

While on watch with Snowman, he remarks,"This is a prison on planet bullshit."

Because all conversations inevitably go THERE, Damian admitted that the thought of "Alephs bonking brings me down."

I don't remember the exact context, but I'm sure it was around Rex, because I seem to remember the inception of terms like, "Angergasm." There were more, but for some reason I didn't write them down. . .

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Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

I seem to remember two of the conversations involving Ori slightly differently.

Not enough different to ruin the spirit, but Pel readers will note the differences


Talking to Ryan and Eileen Sunday morning OOG "

Me : You two are having WAY too much fun @#$%& with Ori.
Eileen (looks at Ryan, who cracks up) Yeah, we totally are.

I walk away, wondering if Ori was better off not caring about anyone

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Orehitna Cresrore
CEO /Operator Catalyst Card Room (Now on Touchstone)
Three Man Statistician / Coffer minder / Administrator

Sat night out in the field with rats, Snowman and Riley engage them

Snowman - Pierce *hits rat*
Rat - SQUEAK! *colapses over*
Snowman- I.... it squeaked... totally heat broken now.

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Doctor Christopher Marcetti Valentine - "Snowman/Seven"
Retired CDF Fostrum
Assistant Chief Surgeon - M.E.

"Nothing will drive a man harder then Revenge. And there is no force on this world or mother that will stop them" ~ Unknown

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I dont have it, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you and I will kill you." ~ Some famous actor some where.

"Jack, that's not how we do this. Thanks for making my job harder."
-Frank Marlin



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Sian: "Uhhhhh...."
Monte: "What?"
Sian: "Is there supposed to be a [REDACTED]?"
Monte: (long pause) "Oh, @#$%&."

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Every time Tammi-Lynn gave her AMP sales pitch I died of happiness.

Quotes from Quarantine (left anonymous to protect the guilty!)

"My blue flashlight works almost like a black light!"
�Don�t turn that on in here after a few months,�

After we found incense, �That doesn't smell nearly as good as dynamite!�

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Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

You don't need to leave names out. What are they going to do, come in here to punish us?

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-Hawkins
Vanguard
Colonial Council, Retired
CDF, Retired

Good point! No promises that I actually correctly remember who said what:

Hawkins-"My blue flashlight works almost like a black light!"
Blue- �Don�t turn that on in here after a few months,�

After we found incense, �That doesn't smell nearly as good as dynamite!� (Probably CW? Maybe Lucky?)

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Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

Some of my breakfast time favorites:

Scribble: *quoting Alec to Mic on far too many occasions* "...Sorry, I bring you to the WORST parties!"

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Gimel yoga occurring in easy viewing of our breakfast table, Evie nudges Sian to point it out. Sian turns and watches happily, then starts cursing when Basil steps in the way.

Sian then gets Basil's attention, telling him to step to the side, and Basil obliges when he realizes what's going on. (I just about lost it there.)

Then Scribble points out that Blue was talking about charging people to watch.
Sian says, in response: "If they don't catch me, I don't pay, so I'mma get away with that as long as possible!"

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Evelyn "Evie" Bowery
Biochemist, amateur lounge performer
Suddenly Cane Free

Felicity Anne: How do you spell your last name?
Nicolette: Its spelled just like it sounds...
Felicity Anne nods and gets ready to write.
Nicolette: Bouger, B-O-U-G-E-R
For a moment Felicity Anne had the best broken brain face I've ever seen.

The best part is Angela knows French well enough to know exactly how it should be spelled based on how it sounds. But I'm pretty sure Felicity Anne replied out loud, "no, that's not really spelled like it sounds at all!"

The post about the freeloaders watching Gimel yoga reminded me of this one, when Blue heard Sian walking by and ran to the window to yell, "TELL ME I'M STILL PRETTY!"

I don't exactly remember Sian's reply, because as soon as Blue heard "pretty" and "lass," she felt better, and stopped paying attention.

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Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

Heard so frequently that I couldn't possibly leave it out: "Do you have any carbs?"

My favorite new mantra: "Sometimes you have to fight the power, and sometimes you have to fight the power station."

The reply, shouted, was "You're pretty! You'll always be the Pretty Gimel Lass, Blue!"

Sian can watch gimel yoga for free as often as Sian wishes!

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Magnus Sulara Parity Blue
Colonial Defense Force
Gimel Yoga Instructor

My name is Blue and it's been ___ days since my last trip to the Bed.
www.timeanddate.com

Saturday Mika jumping in puddles because what else is there to do.

Konrad: Mika what are you doing?

Mika: Enjoying the wet!

Konrad: Thats not how you en--no. Nevermind. I cant do it. *walks away*

Mika: *confused 'huh' face with pout*

=

Saturday while napping on the couch.

Mika: I'm going to lean against you and sleep again. Dont tell my boyfriend. Or my brother. Both will probably kill you if they find out. Wish I was kidding.

=

Saturday during the exsplorer corp 'play'

Mika: I'ma bunny!
Someone in commisary: Of course you are hunny....keeeep telling yourself that....

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"