We all know you got them, post 'em up!

Kris: 'I'M SO TALL!' *cartwheel*

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Lay down to star gaze with Mika, about a minute later we hear running and guns getting primed.
I spring into action grab my gun, ready to fight... Timmy
Turns out people thought we just got killed and were coming to help... Moment ruined

And thereafter, one of the alternate names for our friendly neighborhood zombie monsters was "stargazers".

Unrelatedly: "Who needs stack, we've got Kris's ass!"

"I got her network!!!"
"Oooh Tammi-Lynn, scoria' dem numerals!"

After fighting a few waves of those.... zombies.... I walk into the commissary to hear this, or something like that!

Axton: "They are Liquid Nightmare, now if you dont mind me I'm going to curl up and cry quietly to myself."

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Doctor Christopher Marcetti Valentine - "Snowman/Seven"
Retired CDF Fostrum
Assistant Chief Surgeon - M.E.

"Nothing will drive a man harder then Revenge. And there is no force on this world or mother that will stop them" ~ Unknown

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I dont have it, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you and I will kill you." ~ Some famous actor some where.

"TIMMY!"

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William Slade

Vanguard
CDF Sulara Retired

Snowman is caught in the middle of lady-bickering: "I'll turn this Commissary around!"

Sian gets the last word in a discussion with Basil about not getting committed in relationships...almost:
Sian (calling after Basil): "What about a one-night stand?"
Lucky: "He's wearing a vest, a bowtie, and shorts. I don't think he's ever heard of a one-night stand."

Konrad and I are standing at the top of the hill stargazing and giving advice to a young man who'd been shot for the first time that day:
Recently Shot Guy: "I got shot earlier! It hurt!"
Ali: "Yea, it sure does. Pro tip: don't do that."
Konrad: "Just stay away from the bullets, that's what I do." (quietly) "The more you know..."
Ali: *hums the "The More You Know" jingle*
*perfectly timed shooting star streaks across the sky*

Mother Grace, over the radio: "I am going to wither and die if I don't have a cookie s'more"

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

More on the stargazing moment.

Kris runs over with Konrad and a few others and gives the most pissed look while throwing her hands in the air: "OH WHAT THE ACUTAL @#$%& SERIOUSLY?!"

William Slade in his most big brother tone: "MIKA what the HELL are you doing in the middle of the field?!"

When all the bombshell players show in the uniforms on the field.
Someone: "Oh no..they all look like Mika.."
Mika with a glare: "Never...go full Mika...."

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Hannah in the Shower Area:
"Where did I leave my underwear? Oh, Stark has them!"

Hannah runs out to Stark, leaving Angie baffled.

Hannah really needs to think before she speaks, and keep better track of her clean clothes on the way to the shower...

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Medtech to Maintenance, over radio: "I have someone on the bed who didn't make it."
Maintenance: "Gonna be a few minutes, we're dealing with a real bad jam here."
Medtech: "Okay, but it's going to start to stink soon."
Maintenance: "Gonna stink if we don't clear this jam, if you know what I mean."
Medtech: "Yes, I've used a toilet before. ...Maybe I'll just flush the corpse down to you."
Maintenance (freaking out): "DO NOT DO THAT. DO NOT FLUSH THAT CORPSE."
Medtech: "But if you're all down in the pipes, it'll get right to you."
Maintenance: "NO FLUSHING, EVER. NOT FOR BODIES. I REPEAT, DO NOT FLUSH THE BODY."

Time passes, a Maintence worker shows up, and takes a look at the ripped-to-shreds corpse.

"Ugh, maybe you shoulda just flushed it."

I'm not even going to attempt to quote it, but Rex and Christian's "Who's the sheriff of Greyhill?" routine deserves a medal or something. I nearly died.

Rex and the marshals joking about calling the crocodiles cockodiles.
A pause and Rex says "you know we named them after the only thing I am truly terrified of."
Marshal(I can't remember which) "What cocks?"

I'm going to call this set of quotes: Why Hannah drank 2 shots at Placeholder and 4 Blazer Bombs in two hours.

Cindy: Aunty Hannah! Angie bought Stack!
Angie: I was doing a sting!

Cindy: You let Angie have the cigar! She isn't wearing a dress!
Hannah: She promised to wear one tomorrow night.
Cindy: That wasn't the deal.
Hannah: And its not your business.

Cindy: Aunty Hannah, you're going to let her wear that dress?
Hannah: Yes.
Cindy: The deal was a cocktail dress.
Hannah: We're going to the freeborn circle to make cookie s'mores. She doesn't need a cocktail dress.
Cindy: But she made a deal! And that dress isn't nice enough.
Angie: My dress isn't ugly!

Angie: My dress has epaulets!
Hannah: Those aren't epaulets, epaulets go on the shoulders.
Angie: My dress has waistaulets!

Angie (panicked): Where's dad?
Hannah: At the water station.
Angie: Let's go see if he's ok
Hannah: He's fine. He can take care of himself
Angie: But how do we know? He could be dead!
Hannah: Fine. Let's get someone on a radio to find out if he's ok.
Angie: That's not good enough. Let's go.
Hannah: I'm not walking into the woods to see if he's ok. He's fine.
Angie: Then I'm going myself.
Hannah: No, your not, not without an escort.
Angie: Yes, I am

Angie (while Hannah was talking about Prosperity): You're supposed to talk about Korella! And I'm the best thing about it!

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Mika and Vol looking at Fireflies when Axton joins them
Mika: We were just wondering what they are all doing out there.
Vol: Yea, are they talking or what does it all mean?
Axton: Oh * in most matter of fact voice* they are having a massive orgy. Bumping bug uglies. Getting it on. Sex. Bug Sex. When you walk through them and around them, you are walking in the biggest @#$%& fest of them all.
Mika: *in most pathetic sad voice* Axton why do you ruin nice things.....
Axton: *creepy whisper* Bug. Orgy.

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Karl the miner: We've been working pretty hard down there lately... we lost Vernon to a canary. So yeah, abou-
Basil: Wait, wait, rewind. What did you just say?
Karl: Well uh... we've been working pretty hard down in the mines and...
Basil: Yeah, yeah, the part after that.
Karl: And uh, well... we lost Vernon... to a canary.
Basil: What exactly does that mean?
Karl: Well, he's no longer with us.
Basil: Uhhhhhhhhhh...

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Basil Williams

Doctor
Hopeless Idealist
Marshal Service Forensics Expert/Senior Deputy Marshal
Exploracorps Field Member
Eternal Optimist

Just...just Basil's entrance onto the Three Man field. The bravest man on that field that day.



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Mika: "Kriiiiiiis, how do you date someone?"
Kris: "..I don't date, ask someone else."
Miss Sunshine walks by at just that moment.
Mika: "Hey Sunshine! How do you date someone."
Sunshine: "Girl, are you seriously asking me? Do you know where I grew up? IN A BROTHEL!"

Apropos of above:

"So, you don't date."
"Nope."
"Do you do the other thing?"
"What other thing?"
"You know..." (Point at self, point at Kris, point out door.)
"Oh, sure."

Exeunt. And somewhere, Rex is upset.

Actually came to post:

Someone who shall not be named forgets their autoforge account and turns to Dan Eltringham to help.

SWSNBN: "Can you just set the password to password?"
DE: "I will do literally anything but that."

THANK YOU DAN. Hahahahahaha.

In reference to Frank saying he and Lucky are going to bed:
Rex,"Which one do you think is the big spoon?"
Archbald, "Have you seen Lucky's pajamas? I'm pretty sure that answers your question."

From Lucky's space cowboy getup at breakfast to Basil's screaming pink booty short ensemble, the fashion sense of 505 has already exceeded any and all expectations. Just...fantastic.

We are a very well dressed colony.

And so it was that the Plaid Plague of CT-3-327 Catalyst was left behind, hopefully never to return.

Tammi-Lynn and Arienna BOTH enjoyed the "Undress Code" going around the colony... ;-)

Working on the pel brought this back.... Josh's Medtech, expressing disappointment that Doc Chocolate didn't get a judgeship.... he really wanted Judge Fudge

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Orehitna Cresrore
CEO /Operator Catalyst Card Room (Now on Touchstone)
Three Man Statistician / Coffer minder / Administrator

Another Pel recall :
Jack, at the medical ethics meeting, while they were looking for a motto : Stitch and @#$%&

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Orehitna Cresrore
CEO /Operator Catalyst Card Room (Now on Touchstone)
Three Man Statistician / Coffer minder / Administrator

*Basil enters Saturday morning for breakfast sporting shorts*

Mika: ITS BASIL BAGGINS!

Basil: I hate you.

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

not exactly a quote, but I am sure dalton's and my face were priceless when we walked out into the field expecting rats only to find the first wave of the nasty new bio-zombies.

As rats, going by the forward base:

Guards: Identify yourselves.
Rats: ...
Guards: Identify yourselves!
Rats: ...
Guards: IDENTIFY YOURSELVES!
Rats: ... BIO: INFECT SEPSIS!
Guards: Oh #@%&! It's rats!

Also not exactly a quote: the grim looks Eva and Laurence exchanged, and our frantic gearing-up, when the CDF sentries went radio-silent right after reporting contact. Turns out it was just rats, and Dalton was just adjusting his earpiece.

I had reported the all clear-rats before that. you just weren't listening.