For anyone interested in the progress, we currently have 60 black cards and 120 white cards just from what people have submitted. I'm going through the regular deck to pad it out with cards that are appropriate for FI. Keep the suggestions coming though.

Grinnadome
Nolandfield
"Cauchy Incest" (yes this did happen at game.)
"Laal walks in on it"
Autoforge
RezBed
Medtech
Analyte
Phycology
Mudders
Bastards of a Dying Breed
The Money Pit
HomeSpun
Military Grade
Pipe's Dream
Last Minute
"On the poker table"
"In the commissary"
"at the autoforge"
Matience
B3ll
"winging a dekacredit"
"Battle hoops"

Another one for the list: "Stauer's taste in music"

We thought ________________, _________________, _______________ were physically impossible, but then the first two happened, so....

The thing you least want to be ambushed by in your cabin when you try to go to sleep

The thing you least want to come out of the Autoforge when you try to make a withdrawal

Catalyst's next big scientific inovation: ______________, ________________ through ______________

Time Travel
Teleportation
Telepathy
The Evil Wizard
A funny accent
Cortex Bombs
Racism Run by a Computer
Aleph Supremacists
Self-Hating Tavs
Chemical Warfare
[all the various colonies by name/designation]
[each of the disciplines]
A Mustache
Snacky Cakes
Diabetes

A ) I am fine with any jokes about Ori

B ) You guys are, well, completely insane.... so that must be why we all get along so well

C ) (some of these are bad... puns are an affliction)

"The Good Neighbor Drum Kit"
"Cauchy, Cauchy Coo"
Nolan's t'ings
"Luckbox" Laal
Jane "One-Out" Bixby
Winter Phycology (or however you spell it), finding Phycan Iceholes

"The only thing more explosive than __________ is __________."
"We never would have survived the winter without __________."
"__________: __________ tested, Mothership approved."
"__________: We put the __________ in __________."
"The last thing that proves to Mother that a colony is self-sufficient: __________."
"Cheer up, Catalyst! Your colony could have been named after __________."

Mudsplosions for your mouth. Now without Ingested Poison!
Finding out the morning after that your family is more extended than you knew.
Beanspace.
A tender moment with the Vore.
The Grinnadome: Two Men Enter... Bio-Poison!
An eleven hundred pound Blinky Suit.
Gregori getting in touch with his feminine side.
A late-stage Cannibal with the hiccups.
8 Gallons of Aleph Tea.
30 Shadowlords attacking Pulse and bouncing off his power armor.
Power armored Pulse in a low-speed chase with the Vore.
A video of Orion tripping into a microwave barrier... in slow motion!
D-Trip denying his love for the Autoforge... Then apologizing to it once they're alone together again.
3 months of chocolate-based survival rations.
Opening a drop tube and finding it filled with copies of "There's A Vore at the Door and Other Catalyst Nightmares"


For giggles I considered:
[Psych Pain] - Whatever is on the card is too painful for anyone to remember/everyone remembers it differently.

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-Josh Marcus
Head of Plot, FI 3

"At last, we now know that _________ is the primary ingredient of Synth Meat."
"The latest research suggests that ________ is cured by _________."
"________: It's what's for dinner."
"What Catalyst really needs someone to research is _______."

Non-violent resolution
Going mudding and finding a corpse instead
Timmy the Cyborg Hunter
The loneliest Mudder
A well-aimed drop tube
Synth Meat
EdgeCrusher
Knocking someone out with a fruit
The Pity Party
The Bloodlust Brigade
Mort
Experiment 1B

Can we please put some actual Procedures on a few of these? It would be HILARIOUS to have the person judging take the effect!

That depends on if the cast is sufficiently amused by this to allow some of the cards to be actual procedures. If they're cool with it, I can add some in.

"_____ ran by. It was terrible. I saw the whole thing."
"Who could have guessed that Hatsuki was hiding _____ under his robe."

Crocoplatadile
Experiment 1B
Hawthorne's wheelchair
Grace's missing memories
A Luddite in power armor

Please oh please continue to pick fun at Eliza. Also, this is amazing. I'll think of some to put on here when I'm not falling asleep

Can "Eliza in a dress" be a card?

So funny thing- pretty sure a Card with a procedure would be a device. Psych Engineers, you know what to do!

Still reliving the Utopia incident now and then, but that's cool.

I'm really glad that isn't actually on tape somewhere...

Yes, Hillary. It can.

Will, I read the small text >

Orion ______ into ________ and ended up at the res bed.
______ wrote _______ on Konrad's pants!


Procedures I think are a good idea. Maybe some "make you own". Here's the procedure to make you a tampered with.

Math, ________ begin _________

Oh, so lets add:
Final Death
Begin tamper sequence

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

The Shadow Lord's captured me because of _________.

Belly Button
A Helmat
The Jackhammer
The Forever-and-ever-and-ever-and-ever Bar
Battle Hoops
Dr. Axe

Also, the game where we rip bandages off of one another is referred to as "What's Gonna Happen?"

I require _______ Attention
Please Report my _______ to the Nearest _______

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Leader of Vanguard Squad, Archipelago Liberation Forces

Guys, Maintenance showed up and they need a group to deal with the ________ they found in the pipes.
_______________? There's a procedure for that.
While you were having fun at the fire circle, the Commissary was attacked by _______________.
The two most essential things to bring to a New Thaw Welcoming Party are _____________ and ________.
Did you hear the Tech Expo is debuting _____________ and _____________?
______________ will kill the Vore, but first you need ________________.
If we're going to Mothership we need ____________, _______________, and ________________.


Long walks in the Woods
Killing yourself with Danger Game
Spider on Vore on Bug action
Science F&%#ers
Vomiting uncontrollably for 5 minutes
Fighting in the vestibule
Nutshotting Stauer
A Dekacredit
Arguing on the Boards
Hitting the medic with a ball at Three-Man
Getting Waylaid during Three-Man


(Also, if anyone comes up with something particularly share-worthy about Levi, feel free to make fun of her.)

You are planning an assault on ___________. You want ___________, ___________,___________, and ___________ on your team.

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Leader of Vanguard Squad, Archipelago Liberation Forces

Guidelines: folks, remember vague grammar when you are making these. The white cards are phrases, usually objects, and have their articles attached, so make sure your black cards aren't duplicative in that regard.

Also, black cards are best when they have only one blank. The occasional two-blank is funny, but more than that becomes very hard to be humorous.

Just sound out a couple of these

-Someone who has played this game so many times!

Gera's flirting lessons were going great til __________ showed up.

The only things worse then _________ after you are attacked is __________.

Krystals hair only keeps getting bigger because she keeps putting ____________ in it.

The real secrete to the Whiskey at Hole in the Hill is ____________.

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

I so want a copy of this game....

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

In the war on B3LL, _________ was our secret weapon.

Some more ideas...

We were suddenly blinded by ___.
It'd be terrible to spend three months in a bunker without ___!

killing for sausage
commuterus
gingerneers
former Catalyst governors



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Black cards:

___________. Seems legit.
The newest device in the Jinjia Blast Obelisk provides _________.
Instead of a number, the newest FEI caste sports a tattoo of a ____________.
Jinjia's newest combat drug includes a dose of __________ to provide immunity to _________.
I'd love to pay you for this wonderful ___________________, but all I have are GUN PESOS.
The FEI have a train to an underground city made of ________________.

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White cards:

Beehive Haircrime
Punching a man in a wheelchair
Ace Point
Combat Drugs
Jinjiamphet

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timothy xavier

This is amazing.

Feel free to continue making fun of Sam, I love it.
Might I suggest these white cards:
Sam Archer's coat
Sam Archer's slappable face

Black Card:
Sam Archer also carries a device to protect himself from _______.



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I must second Sam Archers slappable face.

Also continue to make fun of me. Its comedy gold. Let me get some sleep and I'll try to come up with a few.

If the following haven't been included I am including them now:

A Mothership-Approved 99.5% Human.
Faking paraplegia.
A Line 0 Analite.
Accidentally discharging an entire drum magazine.
Commiserating about The Core.
Failing at diplomacy.
Spontaneous drum solo.
Rooster calling everyone stupid.
Suggestively-arranged tables.
A fancy party.

Hair twirling.

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Amber R Wrote:
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> I would just ask that you make sure any character
> targeted is OOG cool with such. Some of us have
> sturdier egos than others, and if this causes
> anyone pain or grief it would not be fun anymore!
>
> PS: Please feel free to involve any of my
> characters, living or deceased... but accept the
> consequences of it IG if this is an IG item.
>

My ego is ever so sturdy, feel free to make as much of a mockery of any NPC I play as necessary.

Daniel

How about:

________________ the latest Archytech device!

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Oh yes, I urge people to make fun of my characters.

The Boyz' latest @#$%&-up.
A gun that makes a quacking sound when you try to fire it.
Too many infusions.

"It was really funny when they covered ________ with contact poison."



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Speed-Mugging
Playing Amaranth
A Hypno-tie
Commander Cupcake (Because while I may hate being called it in game, it makes me smile out of game.)

Nobody listed The Taint-Puncher as a card?? I mean, I've got that one in my OOG Cards Against Humanity deck...

By the way, I know a guy who works at Staples who can print up a set of cards really cheap, so if you're looking for someone to print this thing, I'm on it!

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- Pulse -
* Freeborn Brother
* Mechanologist

I've got all the cards made up and have someone who can print them out for free. Thanks though.


-Rob

first off, either of my characters are fair game. Now then, lets see...
cock-blocktimus prime
for the love of SCIENCE!
fashionable orange prison jumpsuit



Can you believe _________ made a shirt out of ________?

I'll try and come up with more later.

A chance of more duplicates, but I'm not re-reading everything right now.

Why is my sidearm ________?!
________! Whoa.
Vinny opened the elevator door to reveal _______.
Fawkes' latest cybernetic, ________.
I'm covered in ________!

Firing into the audience.
A coffee machine.
Bees!
Contact poison.
Hatsuki doing something weird with math.