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Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Robert S (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 11:30AM

I'm going to make a custom set of Cards Against Humanity but need help coming up with enough cards for a full deck. If you have suggestions for cards, post them here.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 11:32AM

(I both squee in delight and cringe in fear at what this yields.)

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 11:33AM

Could we have a reminder of what sort of things you are looking for? I played once, but forget exactly what's on the cards. There were a lot of jello shots involved...lol


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 11:37AM

I would just ask that you make sure any character targeted is OOG cool with such. Some of us have sturdier egos than others, and if this causes anyone pain or grief it would not be fun anymore!

PS: Please feel free to involve any of my characters, living or deceased... but accept the consequences of it IG if this is an IG item.

*grin*

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 11:37AM

Yet ANOTHER game neither Ori nor I can play.......
Sometimes it sucks to be a teatotaler


Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 11:39AM

Chris you don't need to drink to play this game. Its apples to apples for terrible people.


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Eli S (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 11:39AM

You need two categories, cards with blanks (usually for nouns), and cards to fill in the blanks. Here's some examples:

First Category:
"The fire circle was ruined when _____ showed up."
"_____: the single greatest threat to Catalyst."
"Nine out of ten Luddites agree, ____ doesn't count as technology."
"In Timilty Walker's latest polls, _____ narrowly edged out _____ as the biggest qualification for governor."

Second Category:
"Election Season."
"A barbershot quartet of tampered."
"Grinner's fashion sense."

The goal is to have as much mixing and matching as possible.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 11:39AM

There are, in fact, not usually jello shots involved.

I mean, they might be at the same time, but I've never played it as a drinking game.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 11:40AM

If you are familier with Apples to Apples, its that.... but for awful, sick, twisted people.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 11:52AM

Ok, let me try this:

First Category:
What three man needs most is _________________
Educating new thaws starts with __________________
___________: a perfect date on Catalyst

Second Category:
Extreme Wooing
Full Contact Wooing
Terraforming
Dr. Vespa's bug collection
leashing a death walking colonist
Ori's wedding pool
Medtech flowchart
Genertic perfection
Sacred Tech
Konrad's people skills
Speed dating with Dr. Quinton
A pit of tampered





Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Josh M (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 12:00PM

smiling smiley


-Josh Marcus
Head of Plot, FI 3

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Matt A (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 12:21PM

GUN PESOS


Leader of Vanguard Squad, Archipelago Liberation Forces

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Andrew B (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 12:41PM

Danger Game
CDF
Ace in Space
Blazer Bombs

"The one thing on Catalyst most likely to ruin a good time is: _______"
"Everything was fine until suddenly: ________"
"_______ returned to the Commissary covered in _______"
"The only thing worse than _____ is _____"


EDIT: And this just in! "C***Blocking Robots"



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Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Andrew B (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 12:47PM

I'm assuming the "Don't mention other characters specifically" mostly applies to the point in which the deck is being printed, and that the suggestion thread is OK to toss ideas around.

If not, please correct me, but in the meantime:

Laal with Safety Scissors.


EDIT: Also, feel free to include either of my characters, past or present. Bring it on!



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Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Matt A (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 12:52PM

"In order to save_______ Todd Dax Self Sacrificed _______"


Leader of Vanguard Squad, Archipelago Liberation Forces

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Eli S (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 12:53PM

Catalyst's New Favorite Game: _____.
The best part of Saturday morning is _____.
Jinjia Mixed Goods, providing coffee, mercenaries, and ______.
The Corporate Court welcomes its newest member: ______.

And on the other side:

"Escalation"
"Luddites in Power Armor"
"Accidental discharges"
"Billy Rye's Annual Retirement Party"

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Matt A (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 01:02PM

"Bio, Poision"
"The Red Death"
"Non Yameen Medics"
"Quickdeath at 3-Man"
"Please Report My Death to the Nearest Medical Facility"
"Mecha Diva!"


Leader of Vanguard Squad, Archipelago Liberation Forces

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 01:19PM

"____________ really killed the mood at Sizzle."
"The name of Neely's latest drug is ____________."
"Down at the Freeborn Fire Circle, instead of the hat, they are now passing __________."



Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Andrew B (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 01:29PM

How has this not yet come up:

"Fifty Noble Metals"

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 01:40PM

Jinjiapus

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 02:14PM

"Dominic's latest movie features __________"
"The worst thing to find in the Science Center is _________"
"Catalyst rejoiced when opening the drop tube revealed _________."
"________: Catalyst's newest must-have consumable."
"________ has revolutionized ________."

"Shadowlords"
"The Vore"
"An unlabeled AMP"
"Shot o' beans"
"A neutron bomb" ...Too soon?
"A big boy lab coat"
"THREE MAN! (WOO!)"
"Target acquired"

I CAN'T WAIT. Include Ali if you feel so inclined, with Amber's disclaimer. smiling smiley

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 03:24PM

The smartest thing the Gimel ever said was ________.
It was a close contest as to which took longer: Grinner realizing he had a girlfriend or ___________.
It was only Ori's sense of self-preservation that kept him safe from __________.
The only thing quicker than Marshall Ali's temper is _________.
The only thing that B3ll lacked up on Mothership-3 was __________.


Also, for the second category:

murdering peaceful protesters at the Autoforge
Grinnabetes
Bullshot
Hole in the Hill
the Night of Fire
bio, pain
bio, poison
Grinner's ego
a statue of Cape Ninja
durrrrr Gimel
never involving the po-po




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Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Adam T (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 03:29PM

"The Children's Oedipal Complex"

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 03:37PM

the tale of 'Shadowslayer & the Zen Master'
Doc Chocolate
Club Pandamonium (incorrect spelling intentional)
burning the faces off of young girls

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Brandon W (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 03:44PM

"Welcome to Catalyst, this place _________"

Also I'm totally cool with anything jumping at Fawkes. Do it up.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Robert S (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 03:50PM

Incidentally, this game will be called Cards Against Catalyst.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 03:56PM

The pinnacle of humanity on Catalyst was achieved when ______.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 03:57PM

"The only thing huger than Krystal's hair: _____"

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 03:57PM

Oh, and:

Krystal's huge hair

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Eli S (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 04:57PM

If you need it, permission for Claiomh as well. And I'm not waiting for permission to make fun of Jinjia winking smiley

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 05:05PM

A few CaH classics, Catalyst-ized:

In 1,000 years, when creds are but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
Three-Man has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
What did I bring back from Timeshare?
Life for the Luddites was forever changed when Catalyst introduced them to __________.
But before I kill you, Mr. Glass, I must show you __________.
In its new publicity campaign, the Corporate Alliance proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of Catalyst's decline.
When I was tripping on Sunshine, __________ turned into __________.
Rumor has it that D-Trip's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
The Genengineers have a new infusion: __________.

Shadowlords.
Not giving a @#$%& about the Luddites.
Buck Howitzer.
Authentic Core cuisine.
The Cameron Tasalov Seal of Approval.
Former Governor Ethan "Rooster" Edwards.
Alfred Stauer catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
Boar sex.
The Boyz.
Alfred Stauer convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
Being a wolf.
Lifeblind riding in on a white horse.
The shambling corpse of Kent Rogers.
Being a busy Marshal with many important things to do.

Anyways, there's a downloadable version at s3.amazonaws.com with pretty much all the cards.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 05:22PM

For the first category:

How do Utopia employees actually become employee of the month?
The next great Utopia invention is ______.
_________ proved to be the results of human twincest.


for the second category:

"Tabur's left over bits"
"drinking Pulse's dead wife through a silly straw"
"picking through the pockets of the corpse of Grace while Tory looks on"

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 05:29PM

The Nolan di la Brascio Memorial Banana.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Chelsea S (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 05:37PM

Feel free to use my character and anything about her.

I know Kevin/Pulse who brough us this beautiful game at the winter one day HAS some FI cards in his deck. I'll poke him to send him this way. :3


Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 05:40PM

Second category responses:

"Grinner and D-Trips long-fated makeout session"
"Doc Sophie's aggressive application of rohypnol"

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: James P (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 05:42PM

"Nobody bet that ___ and ___ would take the latest round of Ori's wedding pool."

The Kung-Pao King of Dima
warbecue
Squeeks' mom
a "don't shoot" jacket
Gun Accessory Lost and Found

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 06:05PM

When Billy and Eliza went to sleep over at The Boyz's condo, they made sure to bring ________.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Robert S (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 06:17PM

Regarding needing permission to use people's characters in this game, since it's not feasible for me to individually talk to everyone to make sure they are ok with it, please feel free to contact me (privately if you prefer) if you do not want you character(s) mentioned in Cards Against Catalyst. If you mention someone/see someone mentioned in a card suggestion whom you think might have a problem with it, mention it to them and make sure they are ok with it. If any issues arise after printing, it'll be easy enough to remove any offending cards from the deck but hopefully it won't come to that.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Eric F (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 06:37PM

Utopia has created a device that produces _________ with the push of a button.


Acid skirt.
Being a classy lady.
The hate nipple.

Re: Fi Cards Against Humanity
Posted by: Thomas G (IP Logged)
Date: April 30, 2013 06:55PM

Side effects of Cryo may include amnesia and ___________________.
With a population of under 100 and three bars and counting, it's no surprise that _______________ is a major problem on Catalyst.
It took them five years to pass the first law, but we've finally banned the menace that is __________________.
I know you remember everything you see while you dead walk, but ever since I came across ____________ I really wish I couldn't.
I thought it couldn't get worse after they let loose the bugs, I was wrong: the Explorer Corps. found ____________
Oh, no thanks, I already have ______________ in my Body slot.
Did you hear? The latest Magistrate Suit Module produces ______________.
They've gone too far. They've weaponized _________________.
Don't you want a ___________________________ infusion?
Cape Ninja couldn't talk his way out of it after they caught him messing with _________________

Death rays
The Catalyst Charter
your loved one's finaled corpse
Accidental weapons discharges
Malfunctioning power armor
[that game where you pull of people's bandages and see if they bleed out]
The Colony's Tax Account
Tim the Butcher killing D-trip
Sam Archer hitting on underage Benificents
Cookies from an underage Benificent
Underage Benificents
Someone Exploding from the Red Death
One of Todd Dax's Old Bodies
Playnea Dayne
Experimental Side Effects
Contact Poison
The Tampering Beds
Tamper Death Sequence
Quickdeath
Anti-Bac
The Hero of Catalyst



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