Anyone who doesn't get their pel in today will be married off to some random NPC
So get them in.

It's possible I got a detail wrong, I was busy discussing mundane topics, as I always do.

Hmmm...

You know, I don't remember saying this... but it was a pretty early morning for me... hmmm.

It might be legit...

And it might motivate some folks more than adorable baby hedgehogs.

...Is the Toaster considered an NPC?

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Leader of Vanguard Squad, Archipelago Liberation Forces

Luckily my PEL is in so I will not have to worry about any pending nuptials. Zach is sitting watching Monty python sketches and ignoring not only his work, but his PEL. Amber, might I suggest Krystal?

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Aw, no! If I knew Levi would get rando-married, I would have turned in my PEL tomorrow instead. I guess she'll just be alone forever now.

Rando-marriage? This is great inspiration!

Device Blueprint: Rando-Marrier Bot
[+3] Procedure: Mindless Automaton
[+3] Effect: Constant Effect
[-2] Portability: Immobile
[+0] Modularity: Packaged Unit
[+3] Durability: Indestructible
[-1] Upkeep: Fuel Guzzler
[-1] Skill: Pure Engineer

[5] Overall Device Level, Rando-Marrier Bot

Now we just need to ratify the legal side of the marrying process to allow automated processes to function in a marrying capacity...

"DOES THE FIRST PARTY ENTER INTO THE LEGALLY-BINDING AGREEMENT CONSTITUTING THE CONTRACT OF MARRIAGE? >> Y/N"
Y
"DOES THE SECOND PARTY ENTER INTO THE LEGALLY-BINDING AGREEMENT CONSTITUTING THE CONTRACT OF MARRIAGE? >> Y/N"
Y
"THIS REGISTERED UNIT HEREBY RECORDS THE VERBAL AGREEMENT FOR REVIEW. >>
ISSUING TEMPORARY MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE . . . >>
THE FIRST PARTY MAY NOW ADMINISTER A SOCIALLY-ACCEPTABLE PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION TO THE SECOND PARTY."

I love this!

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Bwahaha

I'm waiting on help requests to get mine in.

Go ahead, waylay and marry off Fawkes.

I dare you.

Math : insert program "Puppy love" to automaton

I double dare you.

Math : endless loop

www.youtube.com

Fawkes,

In my expierence, Never tempt or taunt the plot gods. because next we know a luddite named Toaster will come out to marry you....... or some equivilent......

My PEL has been submitted. I am safe from the plotting of Romance YET AGAIN!
...
Rikki, on the other hand...is procrastinating something awful, even with my hourly shouts of "FINISH YOUR PEL" in his ear...

www.youtube.com

I can and will sing this if you force my tongue

...choose your path carefully

Sabrina:

I DOUBLE. DOG. DARE. YOU.

do it!

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Ok, methinks Fawkes doth protest too much

Self-Sacrifice Double Dog Dare!

Scene:
Girl walks into town she has never seen advanced technology before. She sees Glitch and Maris in power armor and runs up to them just asking all sorts of questions about their armor and technology. She is overly excited about these new things she is seeing.

Queue Fawkes walking out of Commisary, being all Fawkes like. Maris says to the girl "You know that guy right there, *Points at Fawkes*, he actualy has technology built into him and is part machine. The girl's draw just drops and she runs over to Fawkes. She stands right in his way and says "I hear you are made of technology!" She gives him Puppy dog eyes "I have never seen a Man that was part machine before.Whats is your name?" "Mine is Tammy, Tammy Oster".

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Leader of Vanguard Squad, Archipelago Liberation Forces

DID YOU READ MY CHARACTER HISTORY!

Swap the name and target the guy that makes the implants instead, and you have Hannah in a nutshell

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax



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