The pared down version, safe to share with players
I am not Lola
I am not blonde
I have never been strapped into a horrible death trap by a Bond villain
I am not sleeping with any mobsters
I am not Zarra
I do not like plants better than people
I am 100% human
I have never been married
I have never run for a government office
I do not know how to Genengineer stuff
I have more than one pair of socks
I am not Krystal
I do not have enormous hair
I do not run a bar
I do not mix animal prints
All of my friends are not complete morons
I do not constantly drink on the job
I do not give love advice focused on guns and combat armor