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Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Hillary F (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 11:00PM

I find it so weird that I get called "young man" and handed the children's menu at restaurants but called a girl when I'm trying to crossplay. Life's just weird like that. I've got a great story about a little old lady asking me "Can you get that off the top shelf there for me, sonny? That's a good lad."

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Alex J (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 12:55AM

Before game repeatedly upon entering rooms: "El Scorcho!!!"

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Derek H (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 09:46AM

YO AMO A EL SCORCHO! YO QUIERO SER LA MADRE DE SUS NINOS. EL SCORCHO! EL SCORCHO!

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 09:52AM

Ingles! Hablas en ingles, por favor!

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 10:10AM

Not a funny quote, but an epic one, and said with such care...

"You and I are soldiers. We both understand that there was only ever one way this could have ended. This is the peace for the ones like us."

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 11:04AM

WOW damn, we are dramatic. BRAVO!

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Brandon W (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 11:14AM

Fawkes: "I have rabies."
Lifeblind: "That's your excuse?"
Fawkes: "Well, you did shoot me."
Lifeblind: "Was it during Danger Game?"
Fawkes: ". . . That's your excuse?"

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 01:33PM

SHADOWSLAYER! Let this be our final battle!

---

"Who challenges Shadowlord Red, keeper of the red key, on level 1?"
(response, single combat)
...
"Who challenges Shadowlord Red, keeper of the red key, on level 2?"
(response, single combat)
...
"Who challenges Shadowlord Red, keeper of the red key, on level 3?"
"It is I, the Shadowslayer!"
"Shadowslayer?!?! SHADOWLORDS, SWARM!"
(huge melee rush)


Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 01:52PM

The Dragon, discussing the Shadowlord infestation in the Complex...

"Their kung-fu is...weak."

It was SO hard to stay in character and try to justify the laughter by mocking the Shadowlords!

I have still yet to experience the Shadowlords. Someone please find a reason for me to be dragged away from whatever nonsense I'm doing when the next Shadowlord mod rolls around so that I can play Whack-A-Shadowlord with you guys.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Matt A (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 02:20PM

You should Detain one for questioning


Leader of Vanguard Squad, Archipelago Liberation Forces

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Sabrina W (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 02:32PM

Got you covered, Erin >grinning smiley

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Michel S (IP Logged)
Date: April 24, 2013 09:02PM

Don't you get it! All this time Cape Ninja's could have been some sort of evil genus

I kind of doubt that

I'll bet he has some sort of secret ninja army

Like what, the shadow lords?

Exactly

Um, don't you think cape ninja would want people who are... you know, competent?

That’s the genus part, next to them he looks even more threatening.



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Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 07:43AM

Referring to the "failed" Mudder experiment:

"It's so good it's like terraforming in your mouth!" - Grinner

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 09:22AM

Sunday morning, Grace was worrying about how old she was.

Lifeblind: Its ok, at least you age gracefully.
Grace: Oh, Mister Lifeblind, that was just awful...
(everyone else groans, and the inadvertant awful pun he made finally registeres on Hunter)
Lifeblind: Oh man, did I really just say that?
Grace: You did. Go to the corner, young man, and think about what you've done.
(he does so, later Hatsu tries to call him over to continue the conversation)
Lifeblind: No, I'm still in the corner of shame!

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 09:44AM

Chris reminded me of this today. Hannah is sitting on the arm of two couches that are next to each other. Stark is sitting next to her on one of the couches, and Shlea is icing her bad leg at the far end of the other one. Hannah realizes she is in the way of a conversation Stark is having, and tries to plop back onto the couch with Shlea. I not only fall on her bad leg (I know, I suck)...but I manage to get my barette stuck in the couch and litterally cannot get up...


Hannah: Shlea, my head is stuck to the couch
Shlea: Hannah! Get off my leg!

<Hannah contorts herself to get off said leg, her head still attached to the couch. She looks around for a another girl to aid her>

Hannah: Lys! My head is stuck to the couch
Lys: I can't fix that! Ask Shlea!
Hannah: No! It's really stuck
Lys: (thinking Shlea snared my head to the couch) I don't know that procedure

< Meanwhile, Stark is laughing, Shlea is crying and not only is my barette stuck inside a hole in the couch, but that damn couch is eating me and I cannot for the life of me get up>

Luckily, Ori comes to my rescue!


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 09:51AM

Yes, but I was threatened with poison by Shlea if I did so.

Ori figured she was bluffing (she was)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Ben L (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 09:54AM

You missed the part where Shlea was enjoying it so much that she threatened to poison Ori if he helped Hannah extract herself from the hungry couch of doom. Ori called the bluff as it were and did it anyway.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 09:57AM

I totally missed that...


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Ben L (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 09:58AM

You can't be blamed, your head was being eaten by a ravenous couch at the time...

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 10:00AM

So when you two gettin' married? (ducks and runs)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 10:06AM

I'm not sure what I should do first. Tell Zach that Chris is pimping out his girlfriend, or tell Stark that Ori is pimping out Hannah's panties.


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 10:08AM

Pimp? Please. I would never do such a thing. No fees are involved

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 11:49AM

I believe in regards to the panties, there is a dekacredit involved.


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chelsea S (IP Logged)
Date: April 26, 2013 03:02PM

Or how about when Hannah and Gera were sewing on the couch together.

Gera: ....I cant get up.
Hannah: Why?
Gera: My clothes dont allow me to bend at the waist...because bending aint proper.
Hannah: *watches as Gera flails about like a muppet trying to get up*
Gera: Of all the ways to go out...getting eatten by a couch is it...*cracks up laughing*

Eventaully Gera whined enough to get Hannibles attention to come and save her from the couch. Sadly, this happened three more times over the course of the event. Lesson learned Wendy! COUCHES ARE EVIL AND UNCOUTH!


Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 27, 2013 08:47AM

Wendy, Ori is not paying Hannah's panties, he's paying the MODEL.... so no pimping of THEM

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