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Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 21, 2013 07:31PM

I needed to start this, because you people are all way too crazy!

My favorite event quote goes to Math Pants. Gera and Hannah have had a running joke all weekend teaching Jodi to flirt with men and find a date to the Gala. But, they come to the realization that maybe its not the ladies of Catalyst that need finishing school, but the men. To investigate this, they ask Math Pants to demonstrate his techniques. After a brief demonstration, he manages to capture his technique in a simple algorithm:

Level 1: Kidnapping
Level 2: Extreme Wooing
Level 3: Full Contact Wooing




Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chelsea S (IP Logged)
Date: April 21, 2013 08:01PM

Full contact wooing. Things just got real.

I really need to have a notebook handy to write down all of the hysterical exchanges and things that go on over the weekend, because far too many of them occur and slip my mind.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 07:22AM

One of my favorite lines was actually after the event, driving home with Jelani. He's telling me how a Friday night plot went for him, the written "plot outcome desired" of which was 'Guilt and Consequences'.

Jelani: I gave better guilt than a mother.
Me: Wow, really sounds like you twisted the knife, there. Good job!
Jelani: Twisted? Hell, no. I had that knife on a dremel, and I just didn't stop!

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 10:01AM

Love Advice at Good Timez:
Krystal: "Now honey, you just need to make sure you're safe."
Eliza: "Um..."
Donnie: "Yeah, bring a gun."
Krystal: "And you should probably wear combat armor. And a helmet."
Donnie: "Definitely a helmet."
Eliza is unable to get a word in around the laughter.

---

"I'm sorry, the Governor is on another level!"

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 10:09AM

While heading to the barn Saturday early evening, with a large group of space-beetus folks:

Doc Sophie: WHY? Why this hill again?!
Ali (I think): Grinner, didn't you declare war on this hill?
Grinner: I did! And that bush! Why is this still here? Wasn't Laal supposed to come out with his safety scissors and take care of this?!

(Made all the better as Diva walks face-first into a limb of said bush...)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 10:12AM

Sam Archer: Hey, Kay- did anyone ever tell you that your hair is really... cute?

<dugga dugga dugga dugga> as this compliment seems to have been the cue to unload every available weapon into my back

Honestly, walking down that hill and trying to keep from grinning at my 'welcome party' was kind of awesome. I have never been so entirely sure that I was about to be hosed. Well done, folks.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 10:37AM

(In what HAS to be Amber forgetting what face she's wearing."

Ori, frustratedly looking for a new table, talking to Doc Sophie's dining companion while his charming date is waiting "You stole my table"

Doc S : "Sorry, my fault, I need to be near the med center".

Ori blanches and says nothing, wondering who has replaced Doc S, who a few hours ago immobilized and pained a woman, with a polite diner.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 10:42AM

Doc S is perfectly capable of being polite! Just ask Descent...

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amanda S (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 10:47AM

That was made better by the fact that there was something like, 8 of us down there going "Hey isn't that...yep. It is. Well then, let's go say hi!"


Sunday morning, just before noon. There's a ton of folks outside, and being Catalyst, Danger Game escalated into ridiculousness. First, Dax playing Danger Game with shotguns, and then Altaria.
"DANGER GAME! CHEM 3 DAMAGE!" Which then proceeds to fall, hit her in the leg, and she keels over.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 10:52AM

Eliza: Haaaaaave you met my friend Todd?
Neely: You are the worst sort of person.
Eliza: I know. Haaaaaave you met my friend Todd?

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 11:01AM

Not really a quote....but I cannot believe the escalation at three man! Not only did Liam punch out Hannah and knock her off a bench, but Jodi eagerly ran over and finished the job! I wish I could have been a fly on the wall watching the fall out with Ali, Gregori and Stark...poor Melanie was in tears!


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Melanie N (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 11:07AM

I totally deserved it all and more...I had a blast, and I will be putting a few quotes up here after I am done with my PEL. I feel the pressure to get it down before I forget it all!

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Whitney M (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 12:07PM

Altaria, Sam, Tabur, and Levi are standing outside the Commissary, having been asked by Ali to, er, detain Cape Ninja for questioning. We realize that Cape Ninja probably won't leave with any of us, until Levi remembers that she has a history of Prescepari problem and walks inside.

Levi: Cape Ninja, I need to talk to you outside. I've been having a hard time with... the voices. I need help.

At this point, the two exit outside. Billy Rye hears all this and walks over to Claiomh, sad & concerned that Levi would ask Cape Ninja for help before she'd ask Billy Rye.

Outside, Levi starts to talk and talk and talk, trying hard not to look at the others.

Levi: I'm just so... anxious. I don't know what to do. [Notices the others trying to circle Cape Ninja]

Cape Ninja: Oh, meditation!

Levi: Tell me more about meditation! [Thinking, yesssssss close your eyes, yessssssss].

Meanwhile, back inside.

Billy Rye: Claiomh, I just don't understand why Levi wouldn't come to me about this...

Just then, outside, gunshots. I hope that answered Billy's question! smiling smiley

Between this & Kay, Levi was feeling pretty confident of her ability to be awesome. And then, after not following her own advice, she died alone in her cabin.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 06:12PM

Diva: "That is the worst story ever. The only way to lessen my mental pain is to find Lifeblind and share it with him immediately."

---

I am lying dead on the ground after exploding. Some players come by to get something from their cabin.

"Oh god, the body is still there?"
"That is just creepy. Let's get our stuff as fast as possible."

Inside my brain: "Yeah, in our world it's creepy when a dead body DOESN'T get up and start walking away..."

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 06:14PM

Maria at the Freeborn Fire Circle:

Ellie: So there they were, at the Forever-n-ever-n-ever-n-ever-never bar...
Someone: You mean the Infiinite Bar?
Ellie: No, I mean the Forever-n-ever-n-ever-n-ever-never bar.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Sabrina W (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 06:27PM

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Rob B (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 06:32PM

Blaaaaazzerrr BoooooOOOOOOOOMBS!!!!

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 11:37PM

Rob. Noon sunday, to Eliza / Sabrina "Ok, it's Game Off!! Stop cuddling, you're MINE again now!"

Ok, I'm a sentimental fool.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 22, 2013 11:48PM

Related: Billy Rye busts out of the Commissary saying "Eliza! You're mine for 15 minutes." Some confused raising of eyebrows ensues before he realizes what's going on. "...That came out wrong."

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chelsea S (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 12:06AM

"Get me outta this chair you ijit."


Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Sabrina W (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 12:34AM

Billy and I just couldn't get a break this weekend with the unintentional innuendoes..

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Andrew B (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 01:03AM

Down at the fire, shortly after Reuben asks Papa Glen (Or to him "Maculum") permission to date his daughter.

Grinner: "Oh man! You should totally hear the story about how they met!"
(Queue immediate thoughts of "Sonuvabitch... do I lie to him, or tell him the truth?")
Papa Glen: "Go on..."
Matthes: "Well sir, I was participating in a fight club, and Her and I got paired off for a matc-"
Glen interrupts: "A fight club? Did you lay your hands on my daughter?"
(Long Silence... As I try to find a good way to word what will inevitably follow)
Matthes: "Yes Sir... she kicked the crap out of me!"
Glen: "SUBDUE!"

I will admit I had my Hardiness left at that point and could have resisted the subdue. But Matthes fully acknowledged he needed to take this one.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 02:25AM

Gale "Raise"
Shlea "No, you have to bet nicely?"
Gale "What?"
Shlea "You need to be nice, so we can all play."

Gale, the rest of the night, just calling "This is for the ladies"

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 07:42AM

And get some of us ladies still lost a lot of resources that game!


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: John R (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 07:45AM

After Liam was slain by a knife to the gut and I patched him up:

"I think I reconnected everything right. If you don't have a bowel movement in a few days, you should see a real doctor."

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 08:26AM

All I can envision is Tim leaning over me just matter-of-factly saying that and I can't stop laughing.

John R Wrote:
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> After Liam was slain by a knife to the gut and I
> patched him up:
>
> "I think I reconnected everything right. If you
> don't have a bowel movement in a few days, you
> should see a real doctor."



Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Melanie N (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 09:40AM

At the Poker Table:

Jodie: Um...are you still taking me to Gala tonight?
Al: Yes
Ori - Some comment surprised since Jodie just took all of Al's chips
Jodie: It's not the worst thing I did today!
Al: It's not the worst thing you did in front of me today!

Oops!!! I guess he saw Jodie at 3-Man

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amanda S (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 11:30AM

I got reminded of this one this morning:

During 3Man, Gregori starts this whole "sales-pitch" for Calvin. It's something along the lines of "Five-foot, eleven inches! 175 lbs! He's single and enjoys long walks on the beach!"

and there I am, going "oh, for the love of Mother, WHY."

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Hillary F (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 11:52AM

"Jinjia bread"

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 12:17PM

*looking skeptically at a small pile of proteins*
"This isn't going to be a very BIG silk nightie."
"Drat, you've seen through my plan!"

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 01:42PM

Less of a quote than an utterly ridiculous scene:

After midnight Saturday night, Dr. Q is scurrying around the Commissary, frantically asking people for chocolate. Konrad and I snicker and decide to mess with him. Famous almost last words...
Ali: "What do you need chocolate for? Her Lady Maintenance?" *Snickering*
Dr. Q: *Muppet flailing* "This is important! She gave me THESE!" *Proudly displays his new surgical tools* "I must repay her thoughtfulness; you have to help me!"
Ali: "Umm, I have chocolate...in my cabin."
Dr. Q: "You must get it for me!" *forks out some resources*
Ali: "Oh you've got to be kidding...fine, but if I die, it's your fault and I will not be happy about it."
Dr. Q: "That's why I'm going to help you stay alive, because this is a matter of life and death." *puts at least 2 enhancements on me, one of which is a 5 minute screen* "Now go!"
I then bolt out of the Commissary, completely unaware of whether it was safe to do so and sprint to the cabin. I run in, asking anyone in there not to shoot me, grab the chocolate, and run back up to the Commissary with little explanation.
Ali: "I can't believe I just did that." *hands the chocolate to Dr. Q who gushes gratitude before running off*
Konrad: *obviously amused* "I can't either!"

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Whitney M (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 01:52PM

At Three-Man (WHOOOOO)

Lifeblind: This audience is boring!
*"someone" shoots Lifeblind*
*Lifeblind falls over*
*Ball hits Lifeblind in butt*

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chelsea S (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 04:31PM

Ridden, after seeing Eliza in the dress jumps Gera as she is dashing across outside (in just her bloomers and robe..) to get to the commisary to change, and gives her a massive bear hug.

Ridden: "THANK YOU" *while nearly swinging her around*
Gera: "While I appricate the welcome dear you mind putting me down I am in nothing but my knickers!"
Person I cannot recall who because it was so dark out: "Uhh..awkward."


Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Wendy M (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 04:34PM

We need more excuses to dress up on Catalyst. Where else can you wear a cocktail dress and combat boots?


Frostrum Liena “Ellie” Dax
(Note: all posts transcribed courtesy of talk to type technology, which I shamelessly assume exists)

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Eli S (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 04:35PM

The Jinjia crew is sitting around appreciating the Jinjiapus (forget exactly who said it)

"Man, this isn't accurate at all."
"I know, the CDF stopped writing 'CDF' on their guns years ago."
"Seriously."

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Steph T (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 04:38PM

The Jinjiapus was BRILLIANT.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Brandon W (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 04:42PM

My favorite was the puppet master. I would have been putting that one up years ago but I'm ass at art.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Amber R (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 04:44PM

OOG, I greatly enjoyed the one which included Doc S.

IG.... ohhhhhhh, nelly.

Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 05:30PM

On Catalyst, we don't dress to the nines. We just dress the IXs.

Wendy M Wrote:
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> We need more excuses to dress up on Catalyst.
> Where else can you wear a cocktail dress and
> combat boots?
>
> Hannah M. Shepard
> Personal Assistent to Stark Hasturi
> Chemical Engineer/Fashion Designer



Re: Event Quotes Spring 2 2013
Posted by: Chelsea S (IP Logged)
Date: April 23, 2013 10:55PM

After having a horrible bad day and being grumpy as hell, Gera turns to her friends after pointing out Alec who is simply sitting on the couch.

Gera: "This place is so horrible we got little boys in armor n' fighting on the front lines!!"

Much love to Hillary, AkA Alec for cross playing and still getting called a girl <3


Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

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