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"There's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Josh M (IP Logged)
Date: April 6, 2013 03:59PM

Some other grim Catalyst bed time stories:

"There's a Cannibal after Hannibal"

"Red Bugs Ate My Baby!"

"6 Little Colonists Riding in an Elevator (And the little Tav said 'roll over'")"

"The Butcher, The Baker, and the Li Golden Noodle Maker - a story of culinary horror"

"Snow White and the Line VII Analytes"

"Bloody Marshall, Bloody Marshall, Bloody Marsh... Oh Mother WHY?!?!?"

"Have you ever danced with the Dominic by the pale rave lights?"

Anybody else got a few?

PS: Shout out to Konrad for starting this idea.


-Josh Marcus
Head of Plot, FI 3



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Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: William B (IP Logged)
Date: April 6, 2013 04:41PM

"One Bug Two Bug Red Bug Blue Bug"

"Hard Tack and Drugs - Could you, would you, in a bunker?"

"The Very Hungry Spider-Monster"

"The Busy World of Alfred Stauer"

"The Stinky Pig Man"

"Where The Trialed Things Are"

"Everyone Rezzes"

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 6, 2013 04:50PM

William B Wrote:
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> "Everyone Rezzes"

And the much less popular: "Everyone Rezzes But You."


Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Michel S (IP Logged)
Date: April 6, 2013 04:50PM

Jane Has Two Mommies (Copping with accident at the vats)

One Bug, Two Bug, Red Bug, Blue…Friend

What’s Happening To My Body (my first splicing)

Pat Bunnyoid

We’er Going On A Boar Hunt

Harold And The Purple Mendicant

Everyone Pops

Are You My Mothership?

The Very Hungary Vo… nah too easy



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Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Brandon W (IP Logged)
Date: April 6, 2013 09:39PM

Good Night (of fire) Moon

Jack the LX killer

The boy who cried "Wolves"

Aleph 'Know-it-all'

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Amanda S (IP Logged)
Date: April 6, 2013 11:24PM

This thread makes me glad that there's no children on Catalyst.
...
Among the colonists, that is.
No, that was not a challenge.

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 6, 2013 11:54PM

Anyone seen the Cauchy spawn?

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 7, 2013 10:26AM

I have my own fears regarding those two...

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Sabrina W (IP Logged)
Date: April 7, 2013 11:55AM

This is the best thread ever and I will totally illustrate one of these novels if someone writes it.



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Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Brandon W (IP Logged)
Date: April 7, 2013 07:51PM

Yes, I believe Mathpants accidentally saw the Caucheys spawn. But that's what he gets for not knocking.

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Erin B (IP Logged)
Date: April 7, 2013 08:40PM

Laal did too. I'm pretty sure that he made a formal request for "Chem, Eye Bleach" to be researched after that.

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Brandon W (IP Logged)
Date: April 7, 2013 08:49PM

The Semohl's Apprentice!

The Gengineer and the Hog

The Story of the Yameen (psychologist) Who Went Forth To Learn What Fear Was

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Chris M (IP Logged)
Date: April 8, 2013 09:21AM

Cauchy, not Cauchies... as in the kids born of Sophia.... you're trolling me I know, but I work with people (well some of them) that think grammar is an old lady.

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Sabrina A (IP Logged)
Date: April 9, 2013 03:09AM

Hatsuki's Moving Aleph Complex

Dominic's Horror Picture Show, complete with doing the Mindwarp again with song and dance routine!!!!

Little Cute Shlea and the Big Bad VORE/Tabur

"And the Dr Zarra grows all around, all around and the Dr Zarra grows all around..."

GRINNER and Friends.... "We Poison you... " a la barney

Catalyst Street... brought to you by the Line X and the letter A....

" All around the Commissary Front, Glitch Chased the Cannibal, we all thought it was a bad idea but, POP goes the Cannibal..." Sorry Mike....


Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Sabrina A (IP Logged)
Date: April 9, 2013 03:11AM

Hatsuki's Moving Aleph Complex

Dominic's Horror Picture Show, complete with doing the Mindwarp again with song and dance routine!!!!

Little Cute Shlea and the Big Bad VORE/Tabur

"And the Dr Zarra grows all around, all around and the Dr Zarra grows all around..."

GRINNER and Friends.... "We Poison you... " a la barney

Catalyst Street... brought to you by the Line X and the letter A....

" All around the Commissary Front, Glitch Chased the Cannibal, we all thought it was a bad idea but, POP goes the Cannibal..." Sorry Mike....


Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Sabrina A (IP Logged)
Date: April 9, 2013 03:11AM

Hatsuki's Moving Aleph Complex

Dominic's Horror Picture Show, complete with doing the Mindwarp again with song and dance routine!!!!

Little Cute Shlea and the Big Bad VORE/Tabur

"And the Dr Zarra grows all around, all around and the Dr Zarra grows all around..."

GRINNER and Friends.... "We Poison you... " a la barney

Catalyst Street... brought to you by the Line X and the letter A....

" All around the Commissary Front, Glitch Chased the Cannibal, we all thought it was a bad idea but, POP goes the Cannibal..." Sorry Mike....


Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Michel S (IP Logged)
Date: April 9, 2013 05:48PM

It's cool

hey has any one done "If you give a Vor a Cauchy " yet?

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Sabrina W (IP Logged)
Date: April 9, 2013 06:17PM

*spit take* Hah!

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: Brandon W (IP Logged)
Date: April 9, 2013 11:43PM

". . . He's going to want an Otis"

Re: "there's A Vore At The Door, And Other Catalyst Nightmares"
Posted by: William B (IP Logged)
Date: April 10, 2013 02:28PM

"Where's Grinner?" (with time-release toxins deactivated by finding a guy in a striped shirt)
"The Fawkes and the Grenades, and Other Fables"
"Maris the Big Red Bug"
"Mother-Approved Incubation Sequences"
"Fun With Birch and Slate"
"See Pulse Power-walk"
and a self-aggrandizing introduction to a series,
"Isaac Orion and the Dougherty's Clone."



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