Donnie: "And that's why they call me the Jackhammer."

Lola: (in a super nasal voice because D-Trip's finger is pretty much up my nose) "I'm glad we realize what this is really about."

(eavesdropping on Gera and Gregori's awkward date)
Krystal: "Aw, honey, do you need some love advice?"
Gregori: "Krystal, I really do!"
K: "I got this. Pocketz! Get over here!"
Pocketz: "Hmmm?"
K: "Love advice. Go!"
G: (poleaxed expression) "What... just happened?"
...
P: "So what you got to do, is women like jewelry... you got to wear a lot of it. Then, they will be impressed."
K: "You listen to Pocketz, he knows a lot about everything."

Ali, to Archer: "The Luddites were saying 'Death to Technology!' because they thought your slappable face was a device!"

^I actually misspoke there and said the wrong half of the quote. Had I said it right, it would have been even funnier:

"The Luddites were saying 'Technology is Murder!" because they thought your slappable face was a device!"

Tim the Butcher and Levi have a conversation about hopes, dreams and feelings. Tim talks about his frustrations with the wanton violence of the citizens of Catalyst, during which Levi defends some of her "friends at Jinjia" as "people who do mean to do good by the colony"). They end up in the pavilion and Tim brings up the Luddites and the ways in which he is interested in their philosophy, but also concerned about possible double standards RE: violence.

Sam Archer walks up, out of nowhere, and says, "So, something funny happened this morning. I walked into the Science Center and these Luddites said 'death to technology,' so I shot them all. It turns out they were just chained to the AutoForge though."

Tim: *glare*

Levi: *facepalm*

Almost completely non sequitur, Diva says: "I've been told that I draw really good pictures of whales!" She draws something that is definitely *not* a whale but she emphatically explains how it is indeed a whale. It quickly becomes apparent that either Lifeblind and Descent are either playing a crass prank on Diva or the three of them are trolling the rest of us. (Bonus points for the drawing being on a copy of the Charter.)

Also, Mecha Diva. Just about as surreal as the origination of the Warbeque.

Those are some farewell memories, guys. Well played.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED MECHA DIVA!!!!

I assume that when she was throwing death, it was represented by rainbows flying everywhere.

Mechadiva was priceless.

Donnie killed me though with his "sometimes no really means more"



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Doc S is teaching someone something perfectly innocent, of course.

Doc S: I need a volunteer for a science lesson.
Jack Spade (without hesitating a second): Ooo, I'll do it!
Doc S: You poor bastard. You didn't even ask what it was.
Jack (suddenly hesitant): Well, what is it for?
Doc S (grabbing his shirt and dragging him off): Too late, you agreed.

Eliza is walking through the field trying to collect herself after sobbing at the fire, Jack Spade catching her half way.

Jack: "Ahh.. Are you okay?"
Eliza: "I'm fine.."
Jack: "Mmhmm, and I got my memories back."
Eliza: "Since when?"
Jack: "Eeeeeexactly."

Also, while at the bar with Krystal and The Boyz.

Krystal: "Two or three isn't a problem. Four? Five?"
Donnie: "That's when you start getting into Genengineer territory."
Pocketz: " Like an octopus or something."

Alec mentioned to Franco he didn't understand why there were girls talking to him...this is the highlight of the ensuing conversation.

Franco: "You're a handsome guy, but we're not gonna talk about that anymore because we're not that kind of CDF."

Tim the Butcher seems to be a punchline magnet; while I was out as Fulke, pacifist Luddite truffle hunter, I had a long conversation with him about life in the violent, whacky colony. At some point Maris showed up, to some consternation on Fulke's part – which wasn't helped when Maris pulled out his sidearm to check it went off, hitting Tim in square in the chest. Followed by a comment like "Whoops, third time today."

Oh man, I almost forgot.

After a button on Eliza's pants has popped odd she waits patiently while Hannah fixes it. Everyone asks what's happened.

Eliza: "I lost my button."
Todd: "Lost your button? Belly button?"
Reuben and Todd: "One of us! One of us!"

"One of us!" "One of us!"

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Leader of Vanguard Squad, Archipelago Liberation Forces

>_>

<_<

I'm just going to leave this here.

Speed dating to aid Dr. Quinton's wooing skills was rather amusing, especially with Gregori playing the part of a lady. "I am a woman! Respect me! Buy me shoes!"

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Hannah, while discussing making Ori's suit :
"Do you have a Sheep? A yak might work, but a sheep would be better"

(In regard to Dr Q, discussing Ali revealing his actual motive, Josh : She TOLD?!?! NO!!!!)

No no no, not a yak, an alpaca

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

If the good doctor had just put on his big boy lab coat and done what I told him to, none of that silliness would have been necessary. I may yet rue that particular statement of the obvious... >.>

Incidentally, I'm apparently a veritable font of relationship advice. You'll have to ask the FOUR couples how things worked out though.

Sorry, Wendy, Ori was too busy being floored the woman who brought multiple sewing devices wanted to spin yarn from animal hair, instead of bringing material too.

Hannah never packed for this trip, and even if she did I maintain there is no reason to pack material when you have a drop spindle and some wooden pegs for a backstrap loom. Eventually, you will run out of material and then where will you be?

All the science in the world cannot replace good old-fashioned Luddite know how

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Molly, Lucien, Franco & Mrs. Franco on the world's most awkward double date:

Mrs Franco: So, do you guys get new body smell?
Molly: EXCUSE ME?
Mrs. Franco: Well, when I was growing up, the other kids always joked that FEI must get new body smell. It was harmless.
Molly: It was racist.
Mrs Franco stammers apologies.
Franco (trying to smooth things over): I'm sure no one is taking offense.
Molly: More than a little bit!

Poor, poor Franco.

Derek as Walter calling "Knockdown" while dropping a banana peel at my feet. Classic.

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-Josh Marcus
Head of Plot, FI 3

On Saturday morning, several people were suckerpunched with the Nolan di la Brascio Memorial Banana....

This isn't a specific quote, but the general level of sympathy and compassion to Ori as he got his neverending assault of bad beats at the poker table by the other players (i.e. nothing but smirks and cruel laughter) was absolutely in character of actual players everywhere. Really good roleplay, guys!

The drunk and belligerent crew coming back from SIZZLE to the Commissary:

"I declare war on this hill!"
"I declare war on that bush! Someone send Marshall Laal out here to take its statement!"
"I declare war on this rock!"

...

You get the idea.

Grinner has established that the hat is what conveys his authority as Governor. Very drunk Sophie takes it from him.

Doc S: I'm Governer Sophie!
Grinner: Welp, guys, I guess that makes me First Lady Grinner!

Friday night fight-

I get in to a firefight with someone behind the cabins, then run down the hill. I then turn around and act like I belong where I am, and the person who I just got into a firefight with calls down "Hey did you see the guy I was just shooting at? He just ran down there!"
To which I of course respond with "No let me help you find him!"

That whole fight devolved into Players-"Who are you?"
Me- "I'm Chuck..."
Players- "Who the hell is Chuck?"

*shakes fist* Chuuuuuuuck!

Four words:

Groin-mounted blade sharpener.

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- Pulse -
* Freeborn Brother
* Mechanologist

Lifeblind to Eliza:
"You ratted on Franco to Gregori? This is why no one will ever love you."

Hail to the king ace baby

Not a specific quote, but I would like to give Kudos to Levi for all the agonizing roleplay about her issue. What a tough hand you were dealt, and it was amazing!

Note sure who said this in game, but Monday, Zach told me he was thinking about writing a book in game. I'm thinking a math book or something Architechy...but no his idea was "There is a Vore at the Door and Other Catalyst Nightmares."

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

!!!!!

I would read it to my children.

By which I mean, Krystal would read it to the Boyz after tucking them in at night.

Will Krystal read it to Eliza too when she's over for a sleepover?

I will totally illustrate for that book and slap an Archetech seal on the publisher's page.

Not really a quote, but when Dr. Black crouch-walked up to the commissary doors, inches away from the Vore, it didn't attack, possibly because of whatever he was doing with his communication research. By far the bravest and/or stupidest thing I saw anyone do this cycle.

"Speed Mugging. It's like speed dating but we mug you instead."

"Why spend all day worrying and waiting for the moment you get mugged? Just all line up and we get it over with all at once. Then we can spend the rest of the day putting in linoleum at our new condo!"

And yes Sabrina, when Eliza (and Billy!) spend the night in the guest bunk beds. <3

No words here.... but the @#$%&-eating grin on Steph's maintenence worker collecting her bet on the warbecue was epic

This was after game off on Sunday and joking to Brandon about Frost not being around anymore.

Brandon’s reply
-Yeah, well how many times are doing to get to hear “Airlock disengaged”?

My replay
-Jest once