*WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB*

I'm sorry, did anyone manage to hear anything else? If so, feel free to post it here!

PS: I have saved all your love letters to Stauer, and after going through them, may share some of the choicer phrasing if no one objects. Some of them had us rolling backstage.

"Has anyone sent a message that says, Dear Stauer, do you like me? Circle one: Y/Y. See, it's a trick, because he can only circle yes."

Brian, testing the sound system pre-game: "Oh hi guys, I'm glad you came to visit me! I don't get many visitors down here. Please enjoy my microwave barrier collection which I put out for your viewing pleasure."
Also: "Oh, hello Catalyst. I am really surprised by this subtle and unexpected full frontal assault. Good job."

About 10 minutes before game start I decided to try and 'pump up' all the (amazing) cast who will be playing tampered all day. I get onto the mic, the dubstep starts blaring, and the follow exchange happens:

Me- "If you guys are ready to kick some butt, say Target Acquired"
Tampered- "Target Acquired"
Me- "If you guys are ready to have a lot of fun, say Target Acquired"
Tampered- "Target Acquired"
Me- "If you guys think I'm the coolest guy ever, say Target Acquired"
No reply comes, just the WUBWUBWUB of the music.

Even the tampered were against me!

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Brian Paul!
-Prop Boss, Plot Team, Rules Comm, Other Stuff

Also Brian, also pre-game testing the sound system "Who turned on all these lights?! Do you have any idea how many resources that is costing me? Tampered aren't cheap, you know."

Pre game midget porn groove on repeat

Pre game midget porn groove on repeat

Alright, got to post all the feels-y quotes that I got while I was dead:
Shela: "The dead shouldn't die alone." (She and Diva sit down next to me)
Franco comes over:
Picking up my hand, "The good ones always die young..."
Shela: "We didn't want him to be alone"
Franco: "The dead are always alone... We always die alone." squeezing my hand.


A little while latter, Glitch comes over and crosses my sword and gun across my chest.

On the more comedic side there was Diva sitting next to me and asking, "Does the dead need to be propt up? Or prefer to be sitting? ect." Honestly, I was so tired I was happy to be able to lie down for a while

Oh my gosh stab me in the heart, Alex. I thought I was over my FI feels and apparently I am not T^T

That's awesome. Tabur carried Nolan out. Shlea and Diva sat with Vince. Maris and Matthes used Janes sword against Steour. We might have lost some friends this game, but you guys took care of us till the end!

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

To Doc Sophie as she is turning to leave.

"Grinner you make sure you all come back safe okay?"

"Don't worry Doc. We either all come home heroes... Or with some awful new headgear.."

she smacks me in the shoulder.

I don't recall the wording, but the folks who managed to have Grinner convinced that Doc Sophie was Tampered with how they told him not to look over in her direction...

Wendy's response to being asked whether she would be willing to get her face bloodied up and go back out as a Tampered to attack the Colony:

"Would I?!?!"

(I think, it was hard to hear over the fight. But her eyes lit up with pure unadulterated glee.)

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-Josh Marcus
Head of Plot, FI 3

Doc Black, when learning Ori would not be joining him on Waffle Point, but was assigned to Wrench : Where would you like your effects sent?

After doing a MASH - based response, the withering look he gave me was priceless

(my riff was off the first "memorable quote" here)
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After doing a MASH - based response, the withering look he gave me was priceless

Haha, I had something similar. While helping coordinate the push between two of the radiation modules, I radio'd into the Delta side and asked how long they would be, as Gamma was ready to roll.

"We need like five minutes."

And completely by accident, probably from having watched it the night before I quoted Blackhawk Down:

"Nothing takes five minutes!"

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And the quote here should really be Doc S's look for Matthes.
Matthes was talking to Doc S through the Gamma Mod Microwave barrier, while at the same time Grinner was in the Delta Mod.
Doc S asks something to the effect of "Where's Grinner?" implying she wanted him over, talking to her.
As Matthes I shake my head with a "Nope." along with something to the effect of "He's in right now." I meant to convey he was busy, but it definitely came across as a "No... he's not here for you to talk to."
The look on the Doc's face prompts Matthes to abruptly clarify the statement and explain he's in the other room.

I don't remember precisely how it went. But the gist of it was:

"Make sure, after we kill Stauer, that we take the DJ alive."

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timothy xavier

Jim reminds me.

I don't have accurate exact quotes, but there was a lot of speculation that we'd find Dominic in the back in some state or another. The theories fell something like this:

"Man, this music. I bet Stauer got Dominic and he's in the back, Tampered."

"Dominic isn't tampered, he's just in the back with a pile of resources Stauer paid him, working the sound track."

"It'd be better if we busted in, and it's Dominic with a ton of open AMP Bottles. Mind-Warp, Nova-K, Sunshine, whatever."

> And completely by accident, probably from having
> watched it the night before I quoted Blackhawk
> Down:
>
> "Nothing takes five minutes!"

I laughed so hard at that; it was such a knee-jerk retort. As I recall, it was preceded by a very emphatic "Bull****!"

Jane and Lys were talking before the last push about what to do with Steours cybernetic components after they ripped them out.

Jane: I'm not sure we should reinplant the devices.
Lys: That's groady. Knowing Steour they might be diseased.
Jane: Its like using your friends vibrator. I don't want a little Steor in me!

No idea where that came from or the rest of the conversation about the first "device" we were going to rip off

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

And THAT is further proof, ma'am, yer goin' straight ta hell

Funny, hell looked a lot like a tamper bed

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Ba-dum tish!

A NEW CHALLENGER ARRIVES

Tory is sitting on the floor next to Mother Grace's body.
Claiomh walks up, rifles through her pockets, turns to Tory, and asks:

"Hey, you seem really down, what's wrong?"

Tabur is sitting on the floor holding Nolan's body.
Claiomh walks up and says:

"Oh hey! Looks like Stauer's up to 66% of Catalyst governors!"

I hand my Chief @#$%& of Catalyst hat to you, sir. Long may ye reign.

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timothy xavier

Just after Stauer finals himself, a number of those assembled nearby comment to the effect of "Well, I guess that settles that."
(3+ people, in unison) "Are you sure?"

Congrats to Plot for spooking us that hard.