We are gathered here today for the union of Maben, 32nd genesis of Piska, Clone #1824, Citizen 991747394 and Jim Fenton the boar hunter – like many things on Catalyst, an unexpected result, stemming from the diverse people and hardships we've all found waiting for us here.
Some of these results have been terrible. Horrific. Atrocious. Delicious. [Nolan solicits additional adjectives from the crowd.] Fabulous! Heartwarming and life-affirming.
And like many things on Catalyst, it won't benefit from a bunch of folks yammering on about it.
I'm going to close my eyes and anyone who objects can raise their hands. OK? Good!
Do you, Maben 32nd genesis of Piska Clone #1824 Citizen 991747394, take this boar hunter in illness, health, bugs, tampered (but not tampering, that's crossing a line), surprise genetic defects, until and unless it looks like it's not working out and even though you still love each other it's best for you to go your separate ways?
And do you, Jim the boar hunter, all that stuff I just said?