Billy, apparently finding humor in the Tampered: "Knock, knock. Who's there? 'Target acquired.' Target acquired who? BLAM BLAM BLAM!"

Maben, making a smooth exit: "I need to use the little psychologist's room."

Grandma, using a borrowed phrase in a fairly serious discussion: "Bean space"

Concerned for their safety, someone (Matthes maybe) radios D-Trip's company as they're walking across the field to the Commissary in the dark, suits aglow.
"Does anyone need medical attention?"
"Only for fashion sense."

Ali: "We're clearly going mad, we're catching the Nolan."
Wayland's eyes widen in horror: "That's more terrifying than the giant bug thing!"

Billy, casually in a Marshals' meeting: "Plenty of people brag about the quality of their boars."

Konrad, assisting Ali in finding art in plain sight: "Idiots in Field, a Tableau." (This is just one of about a dozen instances where the formula: X in [location], a Tableau was used to hilarious effect between us.)

"Bio, Create boobies!"

Thats all I got, haha.

FLOWCHART!

Also, while I quite enjoyed my own MedTech flowchart, the one that really had me biting the inside of my cheeks to keep from laughing OOC was the one that Kim Beder's MedTech put up following my shift.

Well done, Miss Beder. Well done.

LoLs, All med techs should now be required to have flowcharts.

It was awesome watching Zach check out the flowcharts and see his need to "fix" them.

Hush! Doc S is a biologist, not a mathmatician!

(I know, mine was awful. Slightly deliberately, but also unintentionally. I kept messing it up and demanding more paper.)

Oh so THAT was why Doc S had me run and get paper....

Doc S (flippantly annoyed): "What are they going to send us next for new medtechs? A vet?"

Next medtech I interacted with: "I was actually trained in animal medicine."

Grinner: *Bursts out laughing*

Setting up for a duel between Matthes and Hunter.

Me: "We got some space right here."
Hunter: "No, no, it's too safe there, we gotta do it over here on the hill."

I loved the med-tech flowcharts.

Do you promise not to shoot anyone? -> No -> hmph

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- Pulse -
* Freeborn Brother
* Mechanologist

The next Medtech flowchart must be this.

Eat it!

What would Vos think of that, I wonder?

I think this happened, courtesy of Fawkes, after Master Li spent a few minutes observing a sparring practice.

"Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Anonymous Pulsifer?"
"Yes, Master. First, anger is a weapon only to one's opponent."
"Very good."
"And second, get in the first shot. Boot to the head."
"...you missed."

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- Pulse -
* Freeborn Brother
* Mechanologist

more of a moment with doc S " It's to bright in here i need cutens the walls don't even reach the cealing. I need darkness. There is way to many voices i meen people in here."

me: Maybe you should see about moving to where the sceience center is?"
Doc S "great idea all alone you must get a pettion started right away... I hate alive people...