Because hey, tradition and stuff!

Major Rex discussing his resume/rap sheet. "Impersonating a prostitute, aggravated moseying..."

"lady+ dalet+gimle= Window dalet math every thing eqels window"

Sarah M Wrote:
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> "lady+ dalet+gimle= Window dalet math every thing
> eqels window"


Why do I have a feeling that's a Sian quote?

Rodents of Unusual size! They Exist!



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it is a sian quote

Grace: I stole the hat from that moose! Is that okay?
Marshal Colton: (eyeing moose) Does the moose have credentials?
Grace: I don't think so...
Marshal Colton: Then I'll allow it. Carry on, colonists!

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-Amber
Retired Logistics Goddess

Neve O'Brien(RIP), Magnus Sulara Oratia Somerton, Songbird, Elias Amory, Dr. Ara Grintner (formerly ZG) , Jane Sawyer, and Grace (just Grace)

I'm paraphrasing here, but it was a riot. I love my daughter!

Angie: Dad, can you make me a cigar
Hannah: No.
Angie: Dad, can you make me a cigar
Stark, to Hannah: We need a compromise here.
Hannah: Ok, fine you can have a cigar if you wear a dress.
Angie: For five minutes
Hannah: until the cigar runs out
Angie: that's forever! Five and a half minutes!
Hannah to Stark: How about just on Saturday nights? For the bar and the night club.
Stark: Sound's fair
Angie: Five and a half minutes!
Hannah, to Stark: but it has to be a cocktail dress.
Stark, to Hannah: Sound's fair

Yeah, so Angie will be at the O'Rourke's night club, with a cigar, in a cocktail dress, every Saturday night. I cannot wait to see Mel playing a reluctant classy lady

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

Also, completely forgot this one:

Angie, to Hannah: Mom, you're an evil overlord. Like B3ll!

Because apparently suggesting she wear a dress puts me on par with a horrible crazed cyborg that sucked out her uncle's life force through his spine.

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

What can we say... apparently daughters just think their mothers are monsters...

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-Amber
Retired Logistics Goddess

Neve O'Brien(RIP), Magnus Sulara Oratia Somerton, Songbird, Elias Amory, Dr. Ara Grintner (formerly ZG) , Jane Sawyer, and Grace (just Grace)

Me, Scribbles, Sian, and Cindy sitting at a table and out of Sians mouth comes this

Sian: "Guns, Armor, Woman, Pretty, Sandwich, are the only words that gimels seem to know!"
Chris: "No, thats perposterous, its Guns, Armor, Women, Pretty, Sandwich, Please."
Sian: "Fine, but thats sophisticated Gimel, after all he used please."

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Doctor Christopher Marcetti Valentine - "Snowman/Seven"
Retired CDF Fostrum
Assistant Chief Surgeon - M.E.

"Nothing will drive a man harder then Revenge. And there is no force on this world or mother that will stop them" ~ Unknown

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I dont have it, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you and I will kill you." ~ Some famous actor some where.

Kris: *in the most dead pan voice ever* Perky Pop...perks you up where you need it...
Mika: You do love me! HUGGING!

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

Radbones Ganger:
"FLEE BEFORE ME MUNCHKINS!!!"
I enjoyed that a lot.

Dr. Lyon to ZG:
"Bad news: You need a sponsor and will be able to vote in the next election; Good news: If you time travel, the Marshall says you can vote in this election. Where are you going, don't you know these colonists have done it before?..."

Overheard:
"All you have to do is stick your head in the orifice and the device does the rest."
"... I think I'll pass."

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-Josh Marcus
Head of Plot, FI 3

Evelyn and Drake were playing cribbage; Sian and Felicity Anne were watching. Drake stepped away for a moment. (Written as close as I can remember; some parts may be paraphrased.)

Evie: Sian, why are ye so glum?
Sian: I'm not glum.
Evie: Yes, ye are.
Sian: Well, there aint' no lasses around.
Evie: *snorts and gestures toward Felicity Anne*
Sian: Sorry! There ain't no lass 'm interested in flirtin' with.

Dr. Lyon to Mika: "Now, imagine, Perky pop being sold to every rock. Your loved by millions of people. Your drink and your face is so popular and people want to -be you-" *phyc compel joy*
Mika: *most in-human dolphin like pitched fast past talking ever none stop*
Doc J : "Is she going to explode...?"

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Michelle *Mika* Slade >n.n<
Colony Touchstone 505 Morale Officer!
" Perks you up where you need it!"

I loved that and...

Dr. Lyon: "But they don't. Psych Compel Sadness."
Mika: *Most dejected look of utter sadness that is possible while remaining impossibly cute*
Ali: "Was that strictly necessary Doc?"
Dr. Lyon: "Yes."

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-Josh Marcus
Head of Plot, FI 3

After game off was called.
"Psych, compel instruction, danga game!"

(OOG to Thomas & Whitney)
"I see you're recruiting! Have you researched creating Kool-Aid yet?"

(OOG while running out of the commissary as ZG)

Rob to Amber, said while smiling: I f***ing hate you, Amber!
Amber, also smiling: I know, sweetie!

Sooooo many Kool-Aid jokes this weekend.

"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD"

Chelsea S Wrote:
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> Dr. Lyon to Mika: "Now, imagine, Perky pop being
> sold to every rock. Your loved by millions of
> people. Your drink and your face is so popular and
> people want to -be you-" *phyc compel joy*
> Mika: *most in-human dolphin like pitched fast
> past talking ever none stop*
> Doc J : "Is she going to explode...?"
>

Either she's about to explode, or she sprung a leak I have never heard anyone speak as fast as you were at that moment. How could you even BREATHE?

Tammi-Lynn, no bullshit, she gets things done.

Sunday morning. Momma Hastari has apparently introduced her little angel to booze.... and she has a major hangover. Mika, the huge pink powerpuff, sneaks over and then yells "Good morning!" and max volume and perkiness. Angela damn near falls out of her chair. (wonderful roleplay there, on all fronts)

Pretty sure that was Cindy, the adopted daughter of the Hasturi Clan, but close. Hannah introduced them both to drinking; Angie just didn't trust her mother enough to drink heavily.

yes it was cindy and i had a real in game migrain lmao so soo not much rp there lol

Two words: Polly's Pocket

I will never live that down... *laugh*

Saturday morning, I'm at the autoforge with Stark and our daughters. Some druggies come running by, being chased by boars. A bit later, two girls come to the auto forge to asking for help:

Girls: Please help us! Our friends are being attacked by boar! Do you know first aid!?
Cindy: Auntie Hannah, we should just shoot them and take their resources
Hannah: Cindy! We can't just shoot and rob people.
Angie: Then let's go help them.

After being shot and robbed by the druggies:
Cindy: Aunty Hannah, I told you we should have just killed them and stole their resources.

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax

to cover my but soo channeled keiara on that oops

Ok, not so much an event quote as a post-event quote, but I need to share because its a riot.

So, Melanie and Sarah are struggling a bit with the science system and what they should do for dev actions, and looking to Ben and I for help.

While discussing their struggle today, Ben says: "Do we have defective children? How much luddite recessive genes are in your genome?"

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Rymaus Liena “Ellie” Dax